The unusual story game!

[Dogchew9]

Okay I'll start out with a story, then you guys add on to it.
Ok here we go:

Link walks into a cave, sees Abei, like usual, goes for the sword and Abei pulls an SMG at him. Abei shoots at him, and Link goes into a matrix style dodging scene. Link jump-kicks Abei and sends him against the wall. I come in and attack the stone wall cause it owes me 20 dollars, ignoring the fight going on behind me. I eat a 3 bean burrito, and I rip one so stinky, it K.O.s both of them. 15 min later, I'm being chased by the both of them, and I see an octorock on the road. I jump it and it shoots them both. What happens next? That depends on what posts come in....

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Then you mom smacked you in you face because this topic sucks so much.
(unusual, oh so unusual)

[Dogchew9]

Then we all jump in and start killing you, while you scream in agony, meanwhile, your soul is in the firey pits of hell because you oh-so deserve to live there.

[death2004]

when you get pummeled to death by VT's fangirls, who are angry at you for killing VT

[Dogchew9]

Then we nuke the place and get out just in time. I was meaning for this to be FUN, guys.

[phattonez]

And then I go home and start writing a story about what happened. THE END, until . . .

[Ganondork]

Ganon blows up the moon. and then...

[spboy]

the sun reins. there is no night. so, after no one sleeps for a day...

[Ganondork]

link gets kidnpped by a revived form of Ana and is tied in a million chains, but then he is placed next to the prison of Zelda and Dala. Then, Ana surveys them, sensing a strange power in princess Zelda, then he starts to drain her power, then Dala casts a spell to release Link, comiting suicide in the process. Then...

(this is a spoiler to the last defiance)

[Revfan9]

I come in, kick Ganondork's @$$, shoot link and ana, and get zelda a job as a stripper in vegas. Then, after I had gotten in bed with her...