Tell A Lie About The Person Above You

[carrot red]

^ Not a frog for the longest time.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

^ isn't l33t.

[carrot red]

^ Posts 10 times a day.

[Darth Marsden]

^ and I got jiggy last night.

[carrot red]

^ Has not been keeping this forum alive in <'s absence.

[Madman200]

The above is currently deadly to talk about. Do not reply to the above or to this referring about what the above is, because the above is
A NUKE.

[carrot red]

^ Knows that all the above is true and that < is dangerous to be with or even to talk about.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is really a psychopathic killer with a very red knife sneaking up behind you.

Also, < was perfectly aware that < was supposed to keep this forum going in ^s absense and was merely trying to think up the perfect response when ^ came along and screwed it all up.

[carrot red]

^ Is in reality a stalker named Dutch Passport reported to haunt the streets of NYC.

[Masamune]

^ has often fantasized about being sexually molested by an animal like a bear or larger.