Googlerorgraphy : Story of a Googler

[Michaelk88]

You know Google is always comming out with new products everyday... well in this game, you must say the next event and what google product he used. Use your imangination!

Ill start of course:

Before I went to bed, I did a google search with my alarm clock to find when I had to get up for my new job at google as programmer (which they now use G++ as oposed to c++).

[orangeblasphemy]

your post makes absolutly no sense to me, but lemme give er a try anyway

when i got up this morning i did a google search with my toaster, but didn't have enough system memory to download the toast so i fried up some potted meat.

[Michaelk88]

I then loggged on to gmail to send the maker of the toaster a nasty email

[orangeblasphemy]

i recieved the toast shortly after, but it was cold and stale cause it sat in my inbox for 3 days

[Michaelk88]

but then i had 1000 mb so i just archived it. I used Gswap (google p2p) to download mp3s... when the riaa tried to hack me I had the Gfirewall un and armed!

[orangeblasphemy]

holy shit! you do work for google!

[death2004]

I did a google search on my cooker.........got hacked...but the Gfirewall was on.....(no really...it was) but i burnt my Gsausages.......DOH!

(like that?)

[Michaelk88]

Sure, we all work for google.. everything on thre except search is beta!
(Just be glad we all dont work for M$ and can switch to linux)

I went to use the GDishwasher, it didnt wash all the 1000 dishes , but it is only in beta so I guess they have to work on it some more. I hop into my Gcar to drive off to my new job as a programmer for G++

[death2004]

I then boot up Gwindows(lame.....) and start-up GZC 2.8 Gbeta 16 and beta-test GZQuest, I then go to Garmageddongames and report 3000000 Gbugs(and get promoted to Gbeta-tester of the Gyear)