The Oldest Game:

[death2004]

I am the power-cut that stops the Triple A from getting to the car with the gas leak in it

[ShadowTiger]

I am the Electric Company's new deal to input money into all emergency vehicles, ensuring they never break down.

[death2004]

I am Bankruptcy, making the electric company bankrupt so they cant put their deal to use

[ShadowTiger]

I am welfare, which supplies money to individuals before they can expire...

[death2004]

I am George Bush, who Cancels all welfare to cut taxes so people have to work

[ShadowTiger]

I am Dick Cheney who is secretly running the country all by himself. The Bush's decrees are secretly overruled. (Somehow. Maybe Cheney poked bush with a stick to make it happen. Nothing is impossible. :p )

[phattonez]

^I am John Kerry, who will overtake George Bush in this next election.

[ShadowTiger]

^ I am people bored with his tone of voice who choose not to vote for him due to a recent MadTV sketch mocking him and his values.


.. But MadTV is awesome.

[phattonez]

^I am the viewers of SNL, and I do not care about MadTV or its sketches.

[ShadowTiger]

I am a sudden uprising in the popularity of "Stuey(sp?)" which causes people to return to watching MadTV.