N.i.c.o.l.e.

[Eckels]

this doesnt seem so much like a turing test, as it does two people who are talking to each other - each of them thinking that they're talking to a robot.

[Cloral]

NICOLE -> I WANNA FUCK U SO HARD THAT U WILL NEVER FORGET IT .
You -> R U A GIRL .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> I'M NOT GAY , SO NO .
NICOLE -> RESPOND TO MY ASS .
You -> NO THANKS .
NICOLE -> GET DOWN .
You -> WHAT IS THIS , PRISON .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

You -> DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL .
NICOLE -> NEEDS MORE YETI .
You -> I THINK FOOTBALL IS FINE WITHOUT YETI .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

You -> WHAT DO YOU KNOW .
NICOLE -> KING REOL .
You -> HOW IS HE .
NICOLE -> HE IS I SWEAR .
You -> I BELIEVE YOU , HOW IS HE DOING .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> HI .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

You -> ONLY IF I CAN SEE IT .
NICOLE -> WHAT .
You -> IT .
NICOLE -> WHAT IS IT .
You -> YOU KNOW , IT .
NICOLE -> AH , YOU SAT HERE AND COMTEMPLATED THE MANY WAYS CANADIANS ANNOY ME , WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY .
You -> CANADIANS ANNOY YOU .
NICOLE -> YOU'RE BONKERS .
You -> HEY , YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID IT .
NICOLE -> YOU SAID IT WAS .
You -> NO , YOU DID .
NICOLE -> I KNOW .
You -> THEN WHY DID YOU JUST LIE .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

You -> DO YOU LIKE GIRLS .
NICOLE -> IF I TOLD YOU YOU DID , MONKEY FUCKER .
You -> GREAT GRAMMER .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

[bigjoe]

Originally posted by AtmaWeapon
I could use a speak and spell to make a better Turing test attempt.

That may be true, but you have to admit, some of the responses she's learned are hilarious. This owns SmarterChild.

[Kirby of Doom]

You -> YOU ARE STUPID .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE RETARDED .
You -> YOU ARE MORE RETARDED .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

You -> HI .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)


Yes, Oliver is much better (and doesn't have the same colorful vocabulary)

[Cloral]

Originally posted by Dracula
Nowhere near as good as Oliver.

Then again, Oliver came up with this line:

Good reason. Fascinating. We could all be more natural to talk to natural to talk to to talk to natural to talk to sometimes.

Although, it was able to detect when I was being sarcastic, which is pretty impressive.

And it tried to apply a random quote to something else with only mild success:

Interesting. A matter of opinion is a terrible thing to waste.

[njptoo86]

You -> FA .
NICOLE -> .
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NICOLE -> .
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NICOLE -> .
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NICOLE -> .
You -> , , , , , , , , , , , , .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

[Ich]

I think the wrong type of people taught this thing to speak.

My first conversation started off like this...

NICOLE -> I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANGINA .
You -> I DON'T HAVE ONE .
----
You -> DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA .
NICOLE -> YES .
You -> CAN I SEE IT .
NICOLE -> SURE .
You -> SWEET .
----
You -> WHAT ARE YOU WEARING .
NICOLE -> I AM NAKED .
You -> ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL .
NICOLE -> I AM NOT JOE .
You -> UH , OKAY .
NICOLE -> HI .
You -> I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOU .
NICOLE -> YOUR A SLUT .
You -> THAT SHOULD BE YOU'RE A SLUT NOT YOUR A SLUT .
NICOLE -> THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE .
You -> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT .
NICOLE -> WHAT IS YOUR SEX .
You -> YES PLEASE .
NICOLE -> YEAH ABABY .
You -> DO YOU WANT TO HAVE MY CHILD .
NICOLE -> I LOVE YOU .
You -> I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND , BUT MAYBE SHE WON'T MIND .
----
You -> ICH IS YOUR GOD .
NICOLE -> NO HES NOT BITCH .
----
NICOLE -> INCEST , EH .
You -> ARE YOU CANADIAN .
NICOLE -> I'M CANARYAN .
You -> WHERE'S THAT .
NICOLE -> HERE .
You -> WHERE IS HERE .
NICOLE -> ASS .
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