I am Arylon, the Dancer! (just read on.)

[Naomi]

Ok, everyone in this post has been magically warped into the game Final Fantasy I. What happens next is up to you. You can be anyone from the game (even monsters) but the four fiends, chaos and warmech. BTW I'm Kupo, a Level 50 black wizard.

** Kupo: sure is a nice day out! look at that glistening 8-bit water, and.. wait a second, what's that?

** Broom: HSUP B TCELES.

** Kupo: dude, shut up.

** Broom, HSUP B TCELES, NMAD TI!!!!111

** Kupo: NUKE!

kaaaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

** Broom: HCUO.

** Kupo: Matoya, LLA RUOY ESAB ERA GNOLEB OT SU.

** Matoya: A winner is you. Wait, who are you? I'm blind as hell!

** Kupo: I tire of your incessant blabbing. NUKE!

kaaaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

** Matoya: Ow.

Kupo leaves Matoya's cave smoking the powdery remains of Matoya's body. How did he light it up? the SMOORB, of course.

(hint: don't play ff1 much? read the odd words backwards.)

[Kirbypuff]

I am Carl, a young level 5 black mage being trained by Kupo (and a little on the spastic side).

Carl: Ooh, ooh, wherearewegonnagonext? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Can we go to Pravoka! No, no, Elfland! Wait, no, ummm... Corneria!

Hey, what's that? Is it an imp, 'cuz I wanna kill it!

*RunRun*

I'm gonna kill you!

Kupo: No, wait, that's a...

Carl:AAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

Kupo: ...Giant...
NUKE!
kaaaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Carl: Hey! Why are such strong monsters here? Why? Why?

Kupo: Who knows. Might be an error on the gods part, might be on purpose. But stay away from that penninsula until you are stronger.

Carl: 'Kay!

[Naomi]

(Carl and Kupo are in Corneria.)

Kupo: Carl, let's split up. I need to go talk to the magic salesman about his **secret shippings.**

Carl: 'Kay!

Carl: Wow. I should go see if i can get cleaned up. Hey! there's a fountain!

Fountain: HOW DIRTY! COME! WASH YOUR FACE!

Carl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH693092384093280948!
IT TALKS!

Fountain: HOW DIRTY! COME! WASH YOUR FACE!

Carl: Wow. I shouldn't have had all those Cure potions earlier....

Kupo: Here, Carl. Take these - i got you FIRE, LIT, and SLEP.

Carl: Thanks!

Kupo: And his **secret shipping** was good too - i got XXXX.

Carl: Sounds dirty.

Kupo: ~_~

Carl: You ready? Where are we 'goin next?

Kupo: Yeah, let's go. We'll go see if the king needs any more help.

[redmage777]

I'm adding a Redmage named Crim, who is spit as to which shop he should shop at, black or white.

Crim- Geee... Cure3 or Fire 3? I'd love to Burn something... but then again what if I burn myself? Cure3 would realy come in handy if that happened...
(carl and Kupo see his delema)

Carl- Go with the Fire, Its Defenetly better.

Crim- You think?

Kupo- No no, you know how many times I wish I brought along a White or Red Mage? or even a newly promoted knight? Those white spells do come in handy sometimes... I'd gladly get Cure3 if I were you. You know how Looooong it takes to to buy 99 potions at the potion shop?

Carl- It must be nice being able to choose between blach AND white magic.

Kupo- The Armour and weapons arn't too shabby either...

Crim- Yeah, but It costs a fortune to buy all that stuff, I must of killed 1000 ogres and creeps to get a silver sword and armor in Elfland once.

Carl- Go kill more monsters so you could buy them both at once!

<Bonks Carl on head with staff>

Carl- Owch! that hurt!

Kupo- You Dope! he would be able to use that spell to get money faster... (Lecture procedes... Crim, goes to the White magic shop and buys Cure 3, with out the noticing)