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    Talking What is the airspeed veolcity of an unladen swallow?

    Found this somewhere...

    http://www.armory.com/swallow.html

    Some sort of internet thingy called Deep Thought asks you to sign up for it first. It asks all the usual questions "What is your name?" and so on. Just for the hell of it, the sysadmin decided to put in that famous question that is in the topic from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The results how people responded are pretty funny/interesting/stupid/etc., and they were all tallied up and put on a webpage...which is the one at the top of this post.

    So....yeah...

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    That's pretty good.
    A few of the responses I liked;

    614 African or European?
    (Was the most popular, the # indicates the amount of times it was given)

    11 i don't know that!

    3 Laden Or Unladen

    2 more than a laden swallow

    3 faster than me

    2 Let me find my MONTY PYTHON script.

    2 is this a trick question?

    1 Is that an African or a European swallow? Wha', wha' I don't know _that_. AHHHHHHHHH! Hmph! How do you know so much about swallows? Hmm.. you have to know they sort of things if you're a king!

    1 poor bird hasn't gotton laid yet

    1 faster than a severed limb (Holy Grail)

    1 cooked, or uncooked ?

    1 nih! bring me a shrubbery!

    1 None shall pass (Ha ha - my title thing)

    1 I'm a blonde...you can't expect me to know these things!!
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    There is a bunch more but I had better stop.
    Funny stuff. :)

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    1 who knows or who cares?

    1 this is a joke

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    I was gonna say What do you mean? African or European? Hmm, I'll have to think of something original now..
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