This...is a game. A game called BEAT THAT! The object is to tell an incredible story about something, uh, incredible that happened to you. Then someone else has to tell an even more incredible story.

Ex: (Johnny) Once I swallowed a penny.
(Billy) Oh yeah? Well, I once swallowed a quarter.

Simple enough, right?

I'll start.

A couple days ago, a friend of mine informed me that someone wrote "In God We Trust" on the walls in the girls' bathroom at school. However, someone else crossed out "God" and substituted my name underneath. Furthermore, this person wrote "Killian is God" in big block letters on the aforementioned walls. I know for a fact that I am the only "Killian" in my school and quite possibly the only "Killian" in my county, so there's no mistaking they were referring to me.

BEAT THAT!