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  1. 05-30-2002, 08:28 PM #1
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    Exclamation Top Ten reasons why XBox sucked in Japan...

    *NOTE* If you are a fan of XBox, don't be offended. Heck, I'll let you insult the GCN in this thread, and we will NOT say anything back, OK? Alright...

    #10- The Japanese are still insulted because George Bush (Sr.) barfed all over.

    #9- Where are the roommate games?

    #8- The Japanese are not big FPS buffs... Bye-Bye Halo...

    #7- Despite the allure of downloading music to the hard-drive, J-pop doesn't mix well in games...

    #6- In Japan, the symbol "X" is offensive... so who would want a "No-Box"?

    #5- Even the Japanese controller is too damn big!

    #4- The press must have gotten hold of those experimental XBox ads with Bill Gates in full geisha getup.

    #3- They thought the XBox was a new VCR machine.

    #2- Being large with a green hue, residents of Tokyo though Godzilla was back.

    #1- There wasn't enough room for it because of the population.
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    Nice, and very convincing reasons. But I think the main reason is that its way too slow, and way too expensive. Plus you have to pay even more if you wanna play online. Stick with Nintendo and Sony. :)
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    The Japanese, using their mystical powers of Chi, discovered just how much homosexuality an Xbox emits. Therefore, no one wants them

    I'm sure the same will be seen from the new Zelda for the GC. That one is more noticable though. That game just screams "GAY!!"
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  4. 05-30-2002, 09:03 PM #4
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    hehe I agree with hermit bout the Xbox :) hehe
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    I thought Chi was Chinese, not Japanese... I could be wrong... I read it somewhere about different types of vampires, and the Chinese one drained Chi (life) from people and could sense people from their breath...
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    Give Cel-da a chance Hermit, you havent evenplayed it!:)
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    Originally posted by obi
    Give Cel-da a chance Hermit, you havent evenplayed it!:)
    LOL... irony...

    Graphics don't make a game, so just keep that in mind. Just as long as it plays like OoT, or even better, I'll love it... but my note at the top says to keep your opinions on the next-gen consoles here...
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    The Chinese have Chi, the Japanese have Ki, I think.
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    I have SNES and that's good enough for me.

    I will expose the vampires!!
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    lol

    THE SNES WILL LIVE ON!!!!

    nice Dib by the way.
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