E.T. is suppose to be one of the worst games ever made. It was made in such a short time span of about 3months I think, or was it 3weeks, because it was rushed in order to have a E.T. game for Christmas.

"Ten years ago, a group of cruel scientists kidnapped a retarded kid, blindfolded him, filled his helmet with bees, and demanded that he draw cartoons. Those cartoons were later used as The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon cutscenes. "

HAHAHA



"It's hard to say where they go, but judging by how hard it is for you to move, I'd guess they're all strapped to your body. "It's my turn to fight the night's evil minions! Thief, form Swindling Codpiece! Wizard, strap yourself on and form Magician Pants! Dwarf, hug my torso to form Hobbit Sweater!""

HAHAH strapped to your body