I own one.

More to the point I own two, and have access to 4.

Do I know how to use em?

Nope.

would I ever?

Maybe.

Now with knowing that... How can they say we as Americans all have the right to arms? Seems kinda foolish to let someone like me run around with all these tools of death doesn't it?

Oh and yeah there are even people worse than me...

Think about it