Simpsons Quote

[theplustwo]

Whats your favourite quote from 'The Simpsons" and why?

One of mine:

"You can't spell Pirate without 'ARRR'!

[DarkDragon]

Eat my shorts

[SSJ3500]

There are two many....

My favorite ones from Homer:


So She Was Made Of Chimps!?

Doh!

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

Ive been siting on the tolit. all the live long day.

The Internets on Computers Now?

Yabba Dabba Do, Simpson Homer Simpson, Hes the greatest guy in history, From the town of town of Springtfield, Hes about to hit a chestnut tree.. Ahhhhh!!!

Kill someone, kidnap one of the Backstreet boys, somthing to make my family proud of me.

Donuts, is there anything they cant do?

Hey he's not breathing, dont people usually breath?

Why you little!!!

Well I havent not not been liking toads.

Help me jevus, Help me.

I'd Rather drink a beer than win father of the year.

From Moe:

"Do you hold a grudg against Mr. Burns?"

Moe: "No"

[Beep]

Moe: "Ok mabey I did.... But I didnt shoot him."

[Ching]

"Checks out, Ok sir your free to go"

Moe: "Good cause I've got a hot date tonight" [Beep] "a date" [Beep] "Dinner with frend" [Beep] "dinner alone" [Beep] " Watching tv alone" [Beep]
"Ok... Ok Im going to oggle the girls in the Victoreas Secret Catalog" [Beep] "Sears Catalog"

[Ching]

Moe: "Now will you unhook this thing already, I dont desirve this kind of treatment." [Beep]

From Bart:


I Caramba

Dont have a cow man!

Eat My Shorts

Skinner is a nut, he has a rubber but

From Skinner:

Hello Students Im princapal Sinner, I mean Skinner

All right ill eat your shorts.

Best Prank Call:


[Ring Ring Ring] "Moe Speaking" "Hold On, Hey guys is there an amanda here. Amanda Hugand Kiss. Come on I need Amanda hugand Kiss." [ Hah Hah Hah] Oh Its you again well if ever get my hands on you.

Blackboard saying:

No one wants to hear from my armpits.

I watch the simpsons too much...

[theplustwo]

no way, the best prank phone call is

"i'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt"

[slothman]

The Simpsons, who are they? Is this some new thing on the radio?

Anywho, some of my favorites are in my sig.

[*b*]

Homer:

"Must kill Moe. WEEEE!!! Must kill Moe. WEEEE!!! Must kill Moe. WEEEE!!!"

Bart:

"Now if you could just be paid for sitting on your butt we'd be on easy street!"

Marge and Homer:

Marge:
"This is the worst thing you've ever done!"
Homer:
"You've said that so much it's lost it's meaning!"

Lisa:

*Homer yells because his finger get's cut off*
"Quiet please! Some of us are working here!"

Officer Wigglum to "Lou"

Wigglum:
"That car thief can't hold his breath forever!"
Lou:
"And what if he can, chief?"
Wigglum:
"Then God help us all."

[Triffid]

"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign they're sadly mistaken"
I saw that episode probably ten times before I realized that had a double meaning.
My other favorite quote is when both Homer and Smithers blame "Tibor" for their mistakes, there is someone named Tibor in the credits of the show. I don't think that Tibor is a very common name (but it might be, I don't know, never met a Tibor myself) so I guess that this is a joke directed at him.

[satanman]

--homer--
"waxing my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off, waxing my gun with the" *BANG* (buffalo drops dead)

"and I'll never get my comupence! NO COMUPENCE!" (I dunno how you spell that word)

"hand me that... metal deelee... you use to... dig... food..."
Marge: "you mean a spoon?"

"A dancing jesus website! If theres a better use for the internet, I don't know about it"

"Save me Jebus!!!"

"Jesus, allah, buddha, I love you all!"

"mmm... forbidden donut..."

"this is a very sophistamacated doohicky"

"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good"
Bart: "it's gone, homer"
"I know"

"I'm just going out... to stalk... lenny and carl... heh, heh, heh... D'oh!"

--bart--
"I didn't do it"

"man, buffalo are easy to kill"

--lenny and carl--
*buddhist meditating*
lenny: "who wears short shorts?"
carl: "I wear short shorts"

Tibor?