Alernatative swearing game.

[Aegis Runestone]

Rules: Make a set of Conversations using swear words, however they must alertnate words listed below.

BITCH = ITCH
BASTARD = BUSTER
SHIT = CRAP, SHOOT, HIT, SHIST(NOTE: IF USE 'HOLY SHIT', you MUST replace it with 'HOLY CRAPSUCKERS' :))
FUCK = DUCK, BUCK, FREAK or FUDGE
HELL(When used as 'What the Hell','it's as ___ as hell', etc. in context): HECK or H-E-Double Hockey Stick
GOD(When using in vain as in "Oh My God"): GOSH, DOG.
DAMN = DARN, DANG or DEM
ASS = BUTT, HINEY or BACKSIDE

Ok, thats the list of alternates. If you think that some of the words here are not swear words, go itch about it in General Itching :)

Ok, so make your conversations!

[obi]

WTD?
hee hee...

[Panther]

I was strolling through the shist one day, and all the other fawking bull crap, you dog darned crapsuckers.

[obi]

I got sommink worse man, some buster stole my dogs hit!:angry:


Hee hee...

[Chubby-Bunny]

WARNING: This rap may be offensive to those with size 5 or smaller shoes.

Okay, so one night I was ducking Sasami
When Aegis walked in and in a blink he was on me

He took one look and went "WHAT THE FUDGE?"
And I was in deep shist as I had to quickly judge

If the best way out was the door or the window
'Cause I wouldn't get off easy for buckin' his bimbo

He moved in and got ready to beat the crap out o' my hiney
Back 'gainst the wall, and I felt a lump in my pocket behind me

In a panic I had to go with the feeling in my gut
This little puppy was all that would save my butt

As Aegis moved in, like, "You dog darn freakin' buster!"
I held my breath, all the air I could muster

Pulled it out, a smoke-ball, slammed it on the flo'
A big "BOOM!", thick smoke, and I was out the do'

I got away this time for following my di++
But I'm almost surely headed fo' H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY STICK

P.S. Peace to all my homies and itches in the muthaduckin' HOOD!!

[obi]

You thought a lot about that didn't ya?

[Chronos]

Ah...Here's what I say every time AOL kicks me off...

And MSU, Nick41045, and Teilyr can back me up...

"DogDarn ducking AOL!!!! They can kiss my fudging hin-ay . Those cock-a-doodle-doo vacuuming, greedy backside busters!"

There, now I feel better!

[link102]

My sister is a FREAKIN ITCH

[hellebeest]

crap, you itch(es) heck shoot my backside

[Demimore]

Crap! Why is all my karma belong to that gosh dang itch! And DEMimore what are you doing? You buster!