Misleading Movie Descriptons

[Xyvol]

I while ago I remember reading the description of a movie on fandango and thinking, "that had nothing to do with what I just watched!" I just went through today and picked out these amusing descriptions:

Hogwarts students face attacks from Voldemort and their own rampaging hormones. - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

A group of animal commandoes try to prevent a billionaire from taking over the world. - G-Force

An astronaut lands on a planet where the inhabitants are stuck in a version of 1950s America. - Planet 51

A fairy tale centered on a young girl named Princess Tiana who lives in New Orleans' French Quarter during the Jazz Age. - The Princess and the Frog

Descriptions seem to get more vauge the further away the release date is, probably due to not knowing anything about the movie. Anyway, the game is to come up with your own version. Write a description of a movie that describes what is going on, but is intentionaly misleading about the plot. I will start with a few.

A youth disposes of his uncle's old jewelry. Lord of the Rings

The life of a man and his dog in New York City. I Am Legend

A botanist is left behind in a forest and three neighborhood children help him get home. E.T.

A teenager falls in with a bad crowd after moving to a new town. The Lost Boys

[Dechipher]

Foreign Snuff Film - Passion of the Christ

[King Aquamentus]

House of Wax: Paris Hilton remakes movie about fashion mannequins

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Japanese mafia boss takes an interest in teenage boys in the US, finds heavy opposition from a hockey player, the press, and sewer-dwellers.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Ecologists blame a bank deposit tube for mutating the local wildlife.

Ghostbusters: Three Scientists pool their resources together and end the economic crisis.

Ghostbusters II: Foreign Art Film

The Majestic: Communist crashes his car, the world rejoices[/B]

Bruce Almighty: Jim Carrey teaches his dog to pee outside.

[Modus Ponens]

A tale of fantasy brings a sick boy and his grandfather closer together. The Princess Bride

A high school rocker's life becomes difficult when his mother falls in love with him. Back to the Future

A former monk struggles to free the soul of his deceased brother. Mortal Kombat

An elderly Chinese man's affections are split between two green-eyed women. Big Trouble in Little China

A Ukrainian family receives the motivation they need to move to America. Fiddler on the Roof

A group of former co-stars team up to jump-start their acting careers. Galaxy Quest

[King Aquamentus]

An escaped murderer kills his rival and renders his employees impotent. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

Foreigners stage an attack on American Soil. Mars Attacks!

A former Vietnam P.O.W. learns to readjust to life in the states. Rambo: First Blood

Pierce Brosnan steals a tank and terrorizes Russia. Goldeneye 007

Sean Connery spends his beach vacation searching for fallout. Dr. No

Scotsman accepts Jesus and is given everlasting life. Highlander

A French soldier struggles to convince his American battalion that he too is all-american. Street Fighter

Bob Hoskins plays a middle-aged man struggling to relate to his younger brother. Super Mario Bros.

[Shazza Dani]

An auto enthusiast is brutally attacked by three young women. Death Proof

A man from Asia takes over an American corperation and refuses to save his former mentor from dying in a train accident. Batman Begins

Steve Austin hides behind a rock. The Six Million Dollar Man (Kevin Smith fans may get the joke)

[The_Amaster]

A bunch of washed out actors get called back by their greatest fans for one last show - Galaxy Quest

A young boy is sent off to boarding school after finding out that his parents were murdered - Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

Discovering a co-worker is breaking company regulations leads to a dramatic kidnapping and run from the authorties - Monster's Inc.

Billy accidentally sets up the girl he loves with the guy who spends his time beating him up - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

[Dark Nation]

A man tries to end his daughter's new career. - Taken
A teacher traverses an ancient obstacle course in order to bring his dying father a drink of water - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
A janitor and a botanist help a captain retake his ship. - Wall-E
A soldier reprograms a robot to help break his mother out of prison. - Terminator 2

[Dechipher]

An ostracized high schooler finds a creative outlet in dance - Napoleon Dynamite

[King Aquamentus]

Friday the 13th: Troubled youth confronts his bullies and expresses his feelings.

The Dark Knight: smiling clown visits a troubled city, is attacked by an angry man in black armor.