When the Roswell aliens captured him, he probed them.
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When the Roswell aliens captured him, he probed them.
I don't always put jokes in my forum profiles, but when I do, my favorite Zelda game is Freshly Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland.
He finished reading the whole internet.
He's the man that walked into the Men's Warehouse and when he walked out somebody else liked the way he looked.
He knows how to get to Sesame Street, he doesn't keep asking.
When life gives him lemons, he makes lemonade and ALSO meringue.
He had a near death experience once, but when death touched him, death died, & he adopted death jr.
He's been where Donkey Kong gets barrels.
When he plays though Mass Effect, the ending he gets is satisfying.
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's way better beer than Dos Equis.
He can play Crysis on his 486 on max settings with no lag.
He liberated all of South Africa by accident once while staying at a Holiday Inn Express.
When he does lets play challenge runs, he doesn't use save states.
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's obscenely over hopped.