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Some copy/paste from elsewhere, but eh. The person above you will suggest a topic. You then make a haiku about it!
Don't know what a Haiku is? It's a three-line poem, with the first and third line having 5 syllables, and the second line having 7.
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Next haiku: Capitalism.
:)
I can see the day.
The government takes it all.
Now we are all lost.
Next haiku:
Holiday gifts
Haiku is stupid.
Why did I write a haiku?
I am incredibly bored.
I cannot write haiku
It is just too hard for me
That's the way it is.
Put can't there insteadQuote:
Originally Posted by TheDarkOne
It isn't that hard to do
You stole my haiku
Next topic
Copyright, patent, and trade law.
If I put can't there
It would not fit the right form
It has to be five
(Next topic)
Copyright is law
What you make belongs to you
That's how it should be
I cannot write hai
ku. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
The line was too long. : )
Be mindful of rules
Write a haiku, that's the way
Don't forget to pick...
New Topic: Swords!
Why do we eat rice?
You cannot lick your elbow
I like pointy things
My....sword....is massive
I chop down trees with that thing
It is now....dented
New topic: fried chicken
Bread and spices wrap
Tender wings of fowl so fair
Fried in Broiling oil
New topic: The internet
Got on my modem.
Navigate through some websites.
Now I know 'bout dongs.
So your next haiku
may involve some animals.
Discuss holding bees.
I am the keeper.
Beware the sting; pointed death.
Give me your honey.
Next haiku:
Driving a boat .
I was going to
Write a haiku about boats
But I don't know how.
...
Sailing on a boat.
Far away is a good place
To dump the body
Stuff people can do with inflatable My Little Ponies.
It was cute and all
until I read the box front.
I put my what, where?
Next haiku: Sudoku.
I put the 1 here
I put the 9 over there
I screwed it all up
Next haiku: Tech Support
Try rebooting it
Did that resolve your problem?
That's all I can do
Next haiku: Ghostbusters
Ghosts in your basement?
Call these four men for some help
They will remove it
Next haiku: Cats
This thread is now dead
I wonder if I should bump it
I am bumping it
Apples and Oranges
Someone forgot the next theme
So this one is bad
Next Haiku: Japan
"BACK TO THE ROOTS!"
Five syllables go here
Two people on here used six
Get it right dammit
:3
Your first line used 6 instead of five, Your second line used 6 instead of 7, at least the third line was correct. I find the comment amusing due to it being ironically incorrect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Miller
Great Samurai fight
Peasants all die in huge droves
War is fucking stupid
Next Theme: Socks (Good luck with that)
When my feet are cold
I wear socks to make them warm
I dislike cold feet
Next theme: Ice cream
My first line used sixQuote:
Originally Posted by Lelouche Vi Britannia
My second was correct though
None of us can count
This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
Gleeok's poem was wrong
Each of his three lines was short
One syllable each
This thread is now dead.
And nobody seems to care.
That really sucks ass.
Vanilla is good.
Chocolate is also good.
Ice cream is tasty.
Next topic: Blood
It's not about blood.
I have a lot of meatloaf
and mashed potatoes
Now I am hungry
Because you mentioned meatloaf
Thanks a total heap
Next topic: Pets
This topic has died
Wonderi if I should bump it?
I believe I will
You have bumped the thread
But will anyone post here?
We will wait and see
Does not look like it.
The thread is dead I believe
Admins should close it
Maybe I should or
maybe I shouldn't let's see
how things turn out yes?
That was a nice try
But I don't think it will work
Nobody posts here
Take me down to Hai-
Ku city where the grass is
Green and the dammit