Nintendo says we can't use their characters :( Sorry

So when I sent them a message asking if I could make a fan game...

"We applaud your efforts at game development and encourage you to become a developer if he hasn't already done so. Please understand, however, that you do not have our permission to develop software using Nintendo trademarks—even if you have become a licensed Nintendo developer. Games featuring Nintendo trademarks are usually developed internally or by business partners. Please focus your efforts on creating your own intellectual property as you develop your software."

Well, guys, I guess it's official. If you release a custom quest it can't have any Nintendo trademarks or other owned stuff in it. Because as Bible says "Render unto Caesar's what is Caesar's, and render unto God what is God's".

Well, dang. Guess we have to close up shop now. It's been a good run, guys.

When should we expect the Miyahon Armed Forces to bust down our doors, and will they be dressed as Bowser?

So are you saying we should replace all the characters with characters from the bible and Caesar? Replace the triforce with slices of Little Caesar's Pizza and replace Link with Jesus, and the end boss is God? If only I still made ZC quests, I could make this.

Do it anyway and upload it to the Pirate Bay if they DMCA it.

Nintendo thinks we're sexist for enjoying the very product they make, fuck what they want.