Puns [1.0]

Simple, let's have fun with puns. Here's how this works:

1. The format is chosen by the topic poster. (News article, single words, personal stories, whatever.)
2. The topic poster is chosen by a vote of the most/best puns from the previous topic. ( @CJC had the best puns in 1.0, he gets to make 2.0)
3. Only one pun per post. (Give other members a chance!)

To start, I'm going to quote a conversation from General Discussion that gave me the idea. (http://armageddongames.net/showthrea...re-is-everyone)

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Originally Posted by rocksfan13

This site has been blocked by my employer, hence why I am not here as often anymore.

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Originally Posted by Gleeok

Playing too much ZC at work,eh? ;)

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Originally Posted by ctrl-alt-delete

I just figured it was the secret porn forum.

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Originally Posted by Gleeok

Shhh. There is no "secret porn forum" remember.

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Originally Posted by ctrl-alt-delete

Oh, yeah.

Even if there was, it would be hard to find.

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Originally Posted by ShadowTiger

That was physically painful.

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Originally Posted by ctrl-alt-delete

That's what she said.

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So, as you can see, the current topic is "AGN's Secret Porn Forum."

Remember, it's not a race. Everybody should be fully satisfied when we're through here.

We've got to be careful. We don't want members using the back door to get in.

Yeah, we really should make this place more secure by filling the holes.

Porn Forum?! Who would erect such a profane thing?

It's a secret, but we should really wrap it up for further protection.

Security here is pretty loose.

I'm still undecided whether or not we should shave it.

Alright guys, this thread has gone on long enough. It's time to wrap it up.

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Originally Posted by Gleeok

Alright guys, this thread has gone on long enough. It's time to wrap it up.

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You should really cum up with your own puns instead of repeating mine.

Don't cause unnecessary friction, Kolt. It's no fun when it gets raw.

I just thought there should be mutual consent.

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Originally Posted by ctrl-alt-delete

You should really cum up with your own puns instead of repeating mine.

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I guess it's true what they say; you will go blind. x_x

Is it time to climb the peaks of a new thread?

Things are going down... hill.

@CJC , @SUCCESSOR , @Tim , @Gleeok

Any of you feel free to create the next thread. This one has reached its climax.

Well, now that we're done here, why don't you go ahead and make me a sandwich Ctrl-Alt-Delete?

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Originally Posted by MasterSwordUltima

Well, now that we're done here, why don't you go ahead and make me a sandwich Ctrl-Alt-Delete?

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...the thread is won. 2.0 should clearly be yours, even though you're late...(lol)

Use precautions to make sure you don't catch anything...other than that last pun.