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Trapped on an island.
Okay, your going to be trapped on an island, and you can only take one thing. You say the thing that you are going to take. Then the next person rescues you using that thing.
Example:
I will take a rubber band.
The Next person.
It is attached to two large poles, and you are flung onto a nearby boat.
I take a sandwich.
Get it? Ok, I'll start!
I take a meatball.
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you use it as bait for a sea turtle, which you ride to shore on.
I take a lawn chair! (>_> what's the point of being marooned on a tropical island, if you can't relax?)
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You relax and calmly wait for a rescuer. Then it doesn't come, so you make a raft and attach the lawn chair to it, patiently waiting to get rescued.
I take a giant, tame water spider.
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I kill the spider with a giant space laser, 'cause hey, giant spiders are nasty. When we send a team to investigate the charred remains, you are rescued.
I take a large red bucket.
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You climb inside the bucket and it floats out to sea. It ends up on another island, and you end up joining a community of 10 other people who've got trapped on the other island and have built a thriving village.
I bring Wales.
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Well, you can't bring a country, so I guess you just kinda warp to Wales. Or do you mean whales? If that were the case, they carry you over to Wales.
I'll bring a skewer.
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It pulls a giant kebab into port and you ride it to Wales.
I bring Scotland.
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Their anger for you being English rockets you out of the sky and back to England's green and pleasant land.
I bring the Grim Reaper.
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He kills you, and then you respawn in your bedroom.
I bring a turkey. (alive)
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You get on its back and it flies away home.
I bring a piece of lint.
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It transforms into a giant lint monster. Lucky you! He's tame and he swims you back home.
I bring a roll of wet toilet paper.
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Since the toilet paper is the only thing you have to eat, you get real pissed and swim home for a sandwich.
I bring the latest issue of Hustler.
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It is a special men edition and you end up puking your guts out. The puke hardens and creates a path to the playboy mansion.
I bring a poptart.
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The Pop-Tart overcooks. We all know how dangerous those are, and the flaming power of Pop-Tarts is powerful enough to propel you back to the nearest semi-civilized country.
I bring a moose.
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you accidentally piss it off, and it starts chasing you. That's more than enough incentive to swim back to civilization.
I bring a years supply of pizza.
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You eat all the pizza in one night and gain 400 pounds, you are so fat you float to civilization.
I bring a bag full of paint.
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You paint an SOS on the beach away from the water. Eventually someone rescues you.
I take Mallet-sama (you never know if you need to smash something) :gavel:
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you smash up a bunch of stumps and suddenly, the*you solved the puzzle!* zelda music plays, revealing a hidden hovercraft.
I bring Jack Sparrow. My escape is now assured for one very good reason. He's captain Jack sparrow!
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A nearby tree falls on him, but you ride the log as a boat to civilization.
I take toe jam.
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I use it to glue some logs together, and float away.
I take a bag of corn chips.
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A little corn chip fairy comes and poofs you to civilization.
I take mint ice cream.
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I use the ice cream to slowly but surely freeze my self a path over the water to land.
I take a blank stack of CDs.
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You arrange the CDs into a pattern that when light reflects off it, it somehow magnetically attracts boats to it. Then they see you and you escape.
Man I forgot this topic I started. anyway:
I take a beating heart.
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That proceeds to beat you, enough to make you run on the water back to a city
I bring the Master Sword
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you stick in in a pedestal there, and go back seven years. now you know what to do to avoid ending up on the island.
I take a good book.
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And burn it to cook lobsters I catch
I take the Ocarina of Time (from MM)
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You use it to play a tune to warp back to civilization.
I take a bunny rabbit.
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And roast it with the book fire
I take the Hook Shot (From OoT, and I will keep bringing Zelda Items FYI)
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The hookshot breaks and you walk across ankle deep water to get another one.
I take an angry chihuahua.
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And feed it to a fish of some sort to make it fatter for more food
I take the Boomerang from WW
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You throw it but it hits you in the face sending you 120 yds. back to civilization.
I take a clown.
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You eat the clown and get so much gas that you can fart a fart powerful enough to launch you back to civilization.
I take two turtles and rope.
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Roast the turtles and eat em, use the rope to hang yourself because you realize the turtles could've swam you to a city or something.
I take the Wind Waker
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Easy, summon up a powerfull tornado to whisk me back to civilization.
I take a laser pointer.
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And piss off animals with it.
I bring the Claim Check from OoT
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You whack an angry beaver with it, then twenty thousand more make you run away to civilization, (hoping you didn't drown,)
I take a vicious mutant gerbil.
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That can fly (cuz it a mutant) back to {insert hometown here}
I take the Iron boots
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I put them on, and use them to hold myself down as I walk across the bottom of the sea to land.
I take a box of band-aids.
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I put them on, and use them to hold myself down as I walk across the bottom of the sea to land.
I take a box of band-aids.
Did I mention I forgot the Zora Tunic?
I use the Band-Aids to make an elaborate trap to trap animals for food
I take the spell "Nayrus Love"
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it malfunctions and explodes, landing you on the nearest tourist boat.
I take A bunch of Materia