Darunia was bored, so he decided... visit his friend Obi at england.
He packed all the needed, and walked to Gosport....
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Darunia was bored, so he decided... visit his friend Obi at england.
He packed all the needed, and walked to Gosport....
He then for got that he'd have to walk through France, the Channel tunnel, and then from dover to hampshire, then into gosport.
SO Darunis decied to get - - - - - --
His Trecking boots!
With that boots, walked quickly and reached gosport, when suddenly....
Darunia found an old WW2 water mine.
Darunia*unknowing to his danger* - wow, A big football.
*Kick*
Luckily for him, it didn't blow but it went quite far, so far in fact.
OBI - Hey, whats that up there?
Obi: *Sees Darunia flying above himself* What's that?
Darunia: *Flying: ahh! *Falls above obi*
Obi - phew,i though you were an old WW2 water mine!
Darunia - No, ust me...
Obi - So, what brings you to Gosport Darunia?
Have you come to liberate us from the crule rule of Tony Blair?
Darunia: *uddenly remembers* Oh yea, that's the reason. I have to call my friends. *Takes oni's phone and calls his friends*
Obi: You will pay that callings, true?
Darunia: No
Obi: Damn.
obi whips out his credit card.
Obi - no credit on that one...
Darunia - where's your phone?
obi- in the drainage system.
Darunia - ?!?!!!?!??
Obi - stolen by scuba divers...
Darunia - ?!?!?!?!
lol... well.. *Darunia's friends arribe*
[masamune] i have hotsauce! *glug glug glug glug* sweet!
obi - Hey! look, there's one of them Scubba Divers now! and he's eating hotsauce???
GET HIM!
*obi and Darunia jump at masamune*
[masamune] BAD!! *beats darunia and obi with bottle*
[obi and darunia] ouch! that really hurt!
[masamune] don't do that anymore!
Return my telephone, FIEND!
*obi throws a pie at masamune(disgused as a scubba diver)*
*Sees masamune run away*
Ok.. what should we do now?
[masamune] *takes out magic katana and slices obi and darunia and half casut they hurted his feeling and body* take that you stupid bitch!!!!
[mrz]well my vacation to northwestern europe is almost drawn to a close, all i need to do now is get a souvinier for DO. i wonder what hed like.....i know!
and so mrz went oof in search of the perfect souvinier for DO.
[mrz]:kawaii:
[masamune] *head pops out in front of mrz* HI!!!
[mrz] what are you doing here masamune?
[masamune] ................... i don't know! they broke my last bottle of hot sauce so i'm getting some gourmet hot sauce here!
[mrz] you tunneled all the way to europe to get a bottle of hot sauce?!
[masamune] yes
[mrz] ok whatever..... :sweat:
*The Darunia's friends pop from the av and kill Masamune*
after many adventures, well actually only searching through the souvineir shops, mrz found the perfect peresnt for his buddy DO.
[mrz]he'll love this old WWII water mine! i cant believe what good stuff people leave laying on the ground. :kawaii: