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I Wish... You Were A Frog
I Wish Game
Here is how you play the wish game:
To start you write a wish.
Then the next person to reply grants your wish, but there is a consequence to it!
Example:
First person: I wish it was Friday.
Next person: Granted but this memo just in... Friday is really Monday in disguise.
Then you post a wish of your own.
I'll start.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted! I will pay you one million dollars! Here is the playment plan: 25 cents every 30 years until I have either given you a million dollars or I am dead. First payment scheduled for September 10th, 2035.
I wish I could do whatever I wanted with my time, instead of going to a pointless job.
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted. But it has been proven that time is an illusion created by evil minds to brainwash you and turn you into a robot. Pointless jobs are the only thing guaranteed to keep you sane and preserve your free will.
I wish I had the ability to create a mold for a new breed of men and women.
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted. Unfortunately, they eat each other.
I wish I was good at playing piano.
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Granted. But it gives you twisted fingers and a bad back in the end. Try the guitar.
I wish I could grow wings and fly.
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Granted, but you go too close to the sun.
I wish I was big.
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Granted, but you develop an inappropriate relationship with an older woman, come to miss your childhood, and end up winning a few oscars.
I wish I was a superhero.
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Granted, but your powers are limited to super smell and super breath.
I wish I could see the universe.
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Granted, but it's really as big/small as Little Prince's planet.
I wish I had the power of healing.
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Granted, but you can only heal grasshoppers.
I wish I could heal women... all night long
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, however you must have wild sex with me everytime you wish to heal someone.
I wish I had all the answers.
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Granted. But the questions change whenever you get the answers to them.
I wish I had total immunity.
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Granted, but you are also immune to pleasure.
I wish I had a TARDIS
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted. Should you ever get on the show Survivor, you will never get voted off. That's what you meant, right? Survivor? Because that's what you get.
I wish I had a nice, non-annoying, non-time consuming girlfriend.
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Granted, but she's REALLY ugly.
I wish I had Christina Millian as my girlfriend
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Granted, but she'll be a figment of your imagination and you could only see her a minute a day.
I wish I could put a stop to natural disasters.
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Granted, but only in the region of my back garden.
I wish I could stop two people from posting at the same time
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Granted, but the world would become boring and dull and the color red would go missing from it.
I wish wishes always become reality.
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Granted, but next time you win the lottery you have to share it with 4 million other people.
I wish I could live forever
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted. But when the earth explodes, you'll be suffocating for eternity.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but as you spent it, it would gradually become worthless because of inflation and the nature of money as a whole. Money is just a symbol of value and an infinite supply just divides the amount of money over the amount of available value.
I wish I had a machine that produced infinite, renewable, clean energy.
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but every time you use it, a new-born babe that would one day be a really hot girl dies.
(Not on topic, but I have a post count of 666. Bwa-ha-ha!)
I wish I could go back in time and shoot George W Bush when he was first born
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Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but as a result of going back in time, you have gone back too far to when you haven't been born yet. Doing this has caused you to disappear slowly, untill eventually you are nothing but a wisp of air...
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Granted, but it's a SANDWICH OF DOOM
I wish I had a terminator robot programmed to do my bidding.
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Granted, but its Arnold and he never gets any clothes.
I wish all Boston sports teams would dissapear.
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Granted. But then they decide to blow up half of South Africa.
I wish I could buy We Love Katamari.
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Granted. But you buy the last copy available and wind up ruining the disk to absolute no repair.
I wish I didn't get hang-overs.
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Granted. Mysteriously, no chemical on earth will get you high or drunk. You are doomed to live out your existence with your full mental faculties.
I wish junk food was the healthiest food on earth.
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Granted. However, your parents are still making you eat your vegetables. :p
I wish that whenever I sneeze, George W. Bush would sneeze as well, and it wouldn't work in reverse.
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Granted, but he no longer screws up his speeches, and whenever you speak, well... Lol...
I wish I didn't have ADD.
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Granted. You have ADHD.
I wish I had a faster connection.
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Granted. you are now trapped in the internet, instantly going to sites without the aid of a server.
I wish Al quieda's intelligence dropped by 300%, and they knocked on my door asking if "this is a cave" so I could beat them up and take pictures of them wetting themselves, which I would post on the internet for all patriots to see.
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Granted, but everyone would believe them to be fakes, and you'd be locked up for it.
I wish I were able to visit every theme park in the world.
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Granted, but you don't get to go on any of the rides.
I wish I could turn back the clock for some people.
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Granted, but they end up turning out worse because of it.
I wish pizza was free.
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Granted, but they decide to stop making it worldwide.
I wish it was Sunday everyday.
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Granted, but you have to go to church everyday.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted. A facist regime takes over and murders everyone. But there is no more war.
I wish I was a famous author.
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Granted, but now your an ugly old lady who does nothing but write.
I wish my skin was blue.