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The Oldest Game:
This is a fun little game. You each must say something which "Defeats" or "Stalls" the thing in the post above. Here's an example.
"I am a snail on the ground."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am salt, which is sprinkled on the snail."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am a grocer, which takes the salt and puts it into the food shelves, instead of allowing it to be used on the snail."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am inflation, which causes the price of salt to increase dramatically, so no one can purchase it. It will stay on the shelf."
<NEXT POSTER>
.... Etc! :D
Get the idea? Get going. :) I guess you guys can continue with my trend. I'll help start you off by giving you some ideas:
1) I am the Federal Reserve, which lowers its required reserve ratio, which pumps more money into the economy. (Just roll with me here..)
2) I am the income of families everywhere increasing, so people can buy salt again.
Good luck. :)
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Re: The Oldest Game:
im a murderer that kills the family, so they wont buy salt
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I'm the policeman that catches the murderer.
No. Wait. Here, I'll show you something even more clever. ;)
"I am the scarf he left behind in the crime scene which led forensic trackers right to his doorstep."
:naughty:
That would be much more difficult to counter, so I'll let you pick either the policeman, or the scarf. Your call. ;)
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I am the disturbed pyromaniacal child that burned the scarf.
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I am the obsessive parent that grounded the disturbed pyromaniacal child that burned the scarf
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I am the social service people taking away the parents from the child for being bad parents.
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I am the car that was out of gas, preventing the social service people from getting anywhere.
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I am the gas can kept in the trunk, potentially capable of refilling the gas tank!
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I am the hole in the gas can, which caused all the gas to leak out.
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I am Triple A, which tows me to safety despite the leak in the gas can. ;)
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I am the power-cut that stops the Triple A from getting to the car with the gas leak in it
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I am the Electric Company's new deal to input money into all emergency vehicles, ensuring they never break down.
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I am Bankruptcy, making the electric company bankrupt so they cant put their deal to use
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I am welfare, which supplies money to individuals before they can expire...
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I am George Bush, who Cancels all welfare to cut taxes so people have to work
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I am Dick Cheney who is secretly running the country all by himself. The Bush's decrees are secretly overruled. (Somehow. Maybe Cheney poked bush with a stick to make it happen. Nothing is impossible. :p :laughing: )
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^I am John Kerry, who will overtake George Bush in this next election.
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^ I am people bored with his tone of voice who choose not to vote for him due to a recent MadTV sketch mocking him and his values.
.. But MadTV is awesome. :D :rolleyes:
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^I am the viewers of SNL, and I do not care about MadTV or its sketches.
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I am a sudden uprising in the popularity of "Stuey(sp?)" which causes people to return to watching MadTV.
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^I am the other sketches on MadTV, and I make people return to watching SNL.
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Er.. I'm not sure you're supposed to be going in a loop like that. o_o ... The gods used to play this game, (That's why it's called, The Oldest Game.) And nobody was allowed to go in a loop like that. Would you restate something else? :shrug: Thank you. :)
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^I am the FCC, which will find some reason for getting Stuey off the air.
Is that good?
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I am the owner of FCC, who resigns and doesnt have a replacement.....making FCC go under
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I am the Owner's long lost son who he has promised the company to in his living will.
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I am the fire that destroys the will.
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I'm the fireman that puts out the fire.
(Wow, that was lame :p )
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I am the broken fire pole that the fireman fell out of and cracked his head open. :blah:
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I am the abitrarily placed mattress that saves his cranium from the asphalt.
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I am the cat which came along and had children on the mattress, causing the family in front of it to drag it away to witness the lives of the kittens. :shy: .... Which cost the firemen their own lives. :odd:
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I am a crack team of Paramedics that resusitate(sp?) the firemen so they can do their job
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I am the ambulance which caught fire, causing all of the medical aids to burn up with it.
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I am the sun, which supernovas convieniently before the entire incident
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I am Jupiter, whose gravity somehow absorbs all the energy from the sun and duplicates into another Jupiter and the original moves into the exact positon and uses the excess energy not used in the duplication and movement to turn into an exact replica of the sun, putting everything back the way it was.
That's not going in a loop, is it? And is this supposed to have anything to do with the snail anymore?
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How about, You are Jupiter Crashing INTO the sun, diverting its ability to burn up the ambulance because it kinda nudged it a bit, causing it to move away from earth? ... Then magical fairies pushed it back into orbit! :kawaii: Wheeee!
.. Okay. I am Link, who eats the fairies, restoring his health.
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I am revolution, which makes I am Link's recently eaten fairies revolt (;) )
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I am Jesus, and I heal whatever the fairies did to Link... :tongue:
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I am the Romans, who crucify Jesus before he heals Link (making the fairies go on a HUGE revolution ;))
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God smites the sorry Romans and sends them to burn eternally before they can manage to crucify him in an alternate history of the universe.
(This doesn't have to do anything witht the snail by the way.)
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I am anarchy, for which if there is no belief in God... Then God doesn't exist.