Sell Your Dead Ass

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03-07-2002, 12:14 AM
JayeM

Sell Your Dead Ass

Morris, a city boy, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well,then,just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "Whatever
happened with that dead donkey ?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $998. "
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
03-07-2002, 12:19 AM
Chris Miller

lol
Now, that's what I call smart business tactics. :D
03-07-2002, 12:21 AM
Adawyn

:lol: :lmao: :laughing:
03-07-2002, 12:40 AM
Sfon

LOL!That's gonna keep me laughing for a while.
03-07-2002, 12:49 AM
Jemsee

LMAO:lmao:
Funny, vary funny.
03-07-2002, 02:22 AM
MottZilla

*Gets an idea...*
03-07-2002, 03:53 AM
richeva

Heh, :laughing: thats funny!!!
03-07-2002, 04:23 AM
CH@O$

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: sooooooooo funny, but also a good idea for a business
03-07-2002, 05:23 AM
Drunken Tiger

:lol:that’s pretty funny!! And very smart idea!! Maybe I should do something like that!!
03-07-2002, 07:34 AM
goKi

very smart :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

i gotta try that.
03-07-2002, 08:54 AM
Darunia

:laughing: :lmao: :lol:
Good idea!
:laughing: :lmao: :lol:
I must try that!
:laughing: :lmao: :lol:
03-07-2002, 09:19 AM
obi

Haha! I've already tried it, And I made £20!