I basically hate American culture, and I made a funny reddit comment about it. It was refreshing as fuck to write, I hope you will enjoy reading it.
Thank you,
Beldaran a.k.a. /u/magnus_von_black
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I basically hate American culture, and I made a funny reddit comment about it. It was refreshing as fuck to write, I hope you will enjoy reading it.
Thank you,
Beldaran a.k.a. /u/magnus_von_black
I'm not seeing it. :/
next time take a snapshot.
His comment wasn't uplifting.
Some humorless cunt deleted it. There was a discussion about the joys of visiting old game stores in the 90's, before big box stores put everyone out of business. I replied with the following:
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I totally agree. Corporate culture has sucked the fun out of practically everything. There used to be a family owned game store in my town. I loved visiting those nice people and buying their cool games, but they were driven out of business by Suits McShareholder and his pornographic obsession with SALES SALES SALES, GROWTH GROWTH GROWTH. That type of behavior has made the economy richer, and the world poorer.
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The jar fart's in the mail.
I'm lucky enough that I have a locally owned mom and pop game store near me. Literally ran by an old dude, his wife, and their son. It's a huge antique store with a crapload of retro and new games. I always take my business there before hitting up Gamestop.
This makes my peepee demonstrate good posture... For a banana.
Yes, SUCCESSOR, I am butthurt because a random person on the internet dislikes me. Ouch, my butt.
That's no problem that can't be solved by:
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The fact that you assume I dislike you and make a degrading joke at my expense confirms thy butthurt.
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[applies the cream]
I can't feel any difference. I guess I assume you don't like me because of your confrontational and mostly insulting behavior. I will try to get over the random-internet-stranger antipathy though. I feel like there is light at the end of the long dark tunnel of being disliked by a random, faceless person on the internet.
Let's face it, Beldaran, no one likes you. We tolerate you, yes, maybe even love you, but no one actually likes you.
Pfff, not true.
.... actually, it might be a little true. I'm sure that one reason you're so rude to me is that I was a massive asshole to you at some point, but I think by now you've more than returned the favor. Let go of your hate, for hate leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, and suffering leads to butthurt ointment.
You girls stop.
pls make love. name the baby tim
I would
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But I am worried about the nightmares.
Literally everything about this thread is awesome. Made my morning.