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In an attempt to revive Forum Games, I am starting this game I played on another forum.
The way it works is pretty simple. It's like Keep The Story Going but with this little twist: every post continuing the story must be exactly five words--no more, no less.
I will start.
One sunny day in the....
pony dungeon run by @VEL ...
...someone had gone barking mad.
They foamed at the mouth...
...but they were otherwise fine...
(This ought to be fun)
Some empty Cool Whip containers...
...were discovered right next to...
a delicious, juicy strawberry shortcake...
...which, oddly, nobody was eating...
because it was the apocalypse...
...but the weirdest thing was...
Batman's magical butt cheeks, had
...Batgirl's teeth marks on them...
A case for alimony was
...nonexistent, since they weren't married...
except for in Las Vegas...
...and what happens in Vegas...
...leaves you with burny weenie...
...but Batman used Bat Condoms...
...on the Joker's ex-girlfriend's current...
...husband, whose secret identity was...
...Bowser from the mushroom kingdom...
...with his new secret weapon...
...shooting pink goo from his...
...Pepto Bismol bottle. Afterwards, he..
...ate the Pepto Bismol bottle...
...which caused his armpits to...
...grow hair faster than usual...
...but he had clippers handy...
...but as soon as he...
...moved he stabbed himself with...
..Billy Mays eight hundred ton...
...replica of @Chris Miller’s mother.
He then discovered that he...
had bags under his eyes.
They were filled with delicious...
...Little Debbie(tm) Swiss Cake Rolls...
..that caused debilitating liver cancer.
...to anybody else but him...
...because he already had it.