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My Hill
I used to play this on another forum. Here is how it works. There is a hill and your objective is to find a way to take it from the person who currently has it by getting through whatever defense they have, then set up your own defense for the next person to get through. Death is never permanent if you are killed when someone takes the hill from you.
So I will start:
I claim the hill and surround it with ten-foot-high electrified barbed wire.
My hill.
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I disable the power to your electric fence by cutting the power lines, then--using wire-cutters--I cut through the fence and push you out, claiming the hill.
I protect the hill by baiting the ground around it with delicious pancake breakfasts.
My hill.
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I strap on my big boots and stomp through the pancake buffet up to the top of the hill and push CJC right off.
I dig a moat around the hill; filling it with LAVA. Real bad guy style.
I raise my flag and declare "This is my hill now."
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I use my super jump boots to jump over your moat and land right behind you, giving you a nice shove so that you tumble down the hill, right into the lava. I cover the hill with an impenetrable dome just like the one that covers Chester's Mill.
My hill
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Doh! ninjaed...
I borrow Deadpool's teleporter and teleport through the dome.
I surround the hill with a 10 foot tall, 5 foot thick wall of solid steel
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I use an acetylene torch to burn a hole through the wall.
I set up a laser grid which is powered by stored solar power (so no power lines to cut) that covers the entire hill and blocks teleportation.
My hill.
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I put mirrors on the sides of a refrigerator box and walk through the lasers hidden inside my box, while the mirrors reflect the lasers back to their emitters and destroy them.
I engulf the hill in a tiny black hole - the event horizon is just on the edge of the hill and because I am inside it, I cannot be pushed out. I also wear an anti-gravity belt so the immense forces do not crush me.
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I reverse your black hole into a white hole, trapping you inside it while the hill is on the outside.
I encase the hill in the center of a tesseract. Good luck finding a way through that.
My hill.
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I casually remind you that the tesseract is infact, an object of fiction - and does not exist. So I just stroll on over and punt ya off muh hill.
A nice freshly painted white picket fence surrounds this hill now. And the gate is totally LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE!
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I reach over the top of the fence and unlock it.
I surround the hill with a 10 meter tall, 10 meter thick wall of diamond.
And on the subject of fictional stuff, I used Deadpool's teleporter, which is fictional, in an earlier hill take over attempt.
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I use a diamond-tipped circular saw to cut a hole through your diamond wall, then chase you off the hill.
I hire a physicist and mathematician to prove that a tesseract can, in fact, exist, and so I again place the hill in the center of one.
My hill.
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If you are mortal, the tesseract would disintegrate you within seconds of your picking it up, bye! I then surround the hill with a piranha filled moat. MY hill...
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I throw a side of beef into the moat, and while your piranha are occupied with that, I swim across the moat. I then ascend the hill and uppercut you Mortal Kombat-style, sending you flying from the hill.
I get a legion of deadly and well-armed ninja to guard the hill.
My hill.
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I send up a cloud of poisonous gas to eradicate your legion of "deadly" and "well armed" ninja. When it clears, I boot you from the hill and set up a 30 foot tall electrified fence that is powered by solar energy reserves, as well as four packs of wolves. My hill...
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I get in a helicopter and fly over your fence and wolves, landing right on top of the hill.
I set up automatic machine gun turrets with infra-red targeting and motion sensors to blast anyone who tries to climb the hill.
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I resurrect the ninja legion that I bumped off a couple of posts back and send them up to take the fire from your machine gun turrets, then I kick you down the hill and take it over by coating most of the hill with ice so that everyone who climbs it will slide off... MY hill...
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I climb the hill with a flamethrower, melting your ice. Too bad you get in the path of the flamethrower. Oh, well.
I surround the hill with a dimensioal vortex so the anyone who starts coming up the hill will find themselves walking down it on the other side (and turning around and going back will produce the same result).
My hill.
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An "dimensioal" vortex does not exist... I climb to the top of the hill and send you flying from it.
I then cover the hill with blades and thorns and shards of glass, shredding anyone foolhardy enough to try to climb MY hill...
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I come up the hill wearing full plate mail. I then push you off the hill into all your sharp stuff.
I set up massive speakers to blast One Direction "music" whenever anyone gets close.
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I set off a nuclear explosion within the ionosphere above the hill to halt all electronics. The music stops. So I aim a big ol' magnet at you, which draws your platemail onto it.
Neat, this is my hill now. So I bring a couple Chain-Chomps along and brick 'em all over the place.
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I put on a Sledghammer Suit (from Super Mario Bros. 3) and throw hammers at your Chain Chomps, taking them out easily. I then throw one at you that knocks you from the hill.
I set up a wall of fire that surrounds the hill. Just past that is a fifty-meter wide pit filled with poison-tipped spikes, and on the other side of that is a ring of whirling blades. And I stand at the top of the hill with a fully-loaded .44 Magnum and plenty of extra ammo.
My hill.
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Space station cannon the whole thing. Once I confirm all trace of your defenses are gone, I take the hill and deploy my defenses.
I create a trench that is a mile wide, and 5 miles deep around the hill. 1 foot from the edge, I build a wall of spikes that jut in all directions that is 1 mile high, and 10 feet thick.
There are auto-turrets that shoot exploding bunnies at intruders outside the wall from the top, lining the entire top of the wall. Lastly, I build a house of diamond around myself.
My hill.
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I was killed in my last attempt to capture the hill. So I just float my ghostly ass on through all that meta game, and spook you out.
Legends now tell of the spooky ass ghost that haunts the hill. My hill, of course.
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That hill is haunted. I go find a new hill. Or rather, I cause an avalanche by clapping near a mountain and MAKE a new hill.
My hill.
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Your hill is not the original hill, so nobody tries to take it from you.
I call my Ghostbuster buddies to get rid of Ultima's ghost. I keep the diamond bunker for myself, and I recruit a team of highly trained Special Forces soldiers armed to the teeth and equipped with bulletproof body armor and gas masks and I use my dark wizard powers to grant them magical defenses against anything else.
My hill.
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I teleport a miniature black hole above the hill, sucking the mercs and the other defenses into it. Before the hill itself is sucked in I teleport it back to its original area.
I rebuild my house of diamond, line the perimeter with exploding bunny cannons, and hire Deathstroke to patrol the area.
My hill.
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I hack into your network system and reprogram your bunny cannons to attack anyone besides me (which includes Deathtroke). Once that is taken care of, I use a diamond cutting laser to open your diamond house and decapitate you with a scissor-slash of the twin katana I brought with me.
I set up particle disintegration pylons around the perimeter of the hill so that anyone walking between them will become atomic dust. Oh, and they cover the entire hill so no going over them. And anyone trying to dig under them will have contend with my subterranian monstrous worms.
My hill.
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It's been months and nobody has tried to take the hill. I guess I win.
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I buy the hill from you in exchange for seeing the straightest shota.
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You never set up any defenses so I easily take back the hill.
As before, I set up particle disintegration pylons around the perimeter of the hill so that anyone walking between them will become atomic dust. They cover the entire hill so no one can over them. And if anyone tries to dig under them, they will have to contend with my subterranian monstrous worms.
My hill.
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I send the Vision (from Marvel's Avengers comics) to eliminate your defenses. He can become intangible so your defenses are moot and he easily disarms the pylons. As for the worms, I have a bunch of giant robots take care of them.
My defenses include Vision, numerous giant robots, the cast of Golden Girls (who would like to hear them drone on? I have earplugs and Vision can disable his audio sensors if they bug him. The robots? Same as Vision) and a herring.
My hill.
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I storm the hill with an army of My Little Ponies because everyone knows you don't mess with MLP. Then I fry up and eat your herring.
I set up the My Little Ponies to guard the hill because everyone knows you don't mess with MLP,
My hill.
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I tell Fluttershy that you've been in her shed, and she straight up murders you.
I plant a bunch of saplings on the hill, gather an army of Ents, and tell them that anyone trying to take the hill is trying to hurt the trees.
My hill.
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I tell the Ents that you are trying to hurt the trees, and you can figure out the rest.
I turn the hill invisible and teleport it to another location so nobody can find it in order to take it.
My hill.
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Using a ritual sacrifice of pop tarts, I make a deal with a sugar-loving demon to locate the hill and make it visible again. Since you had no other defenses, I now have the hill.
My defenses this time consist of an army of immortal kittens with the combat ferocity of the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but loyal to me. I also have the Gundams from Gundam Wing set on auto-pilot to patrol the area against anything that isn't a kitten, a gundam from Gundam Wing, or myself.
My hill. :kitty:
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I fly a Gundam past your Gundams (since I am in a Gundam, they don't stop me) and blast you from the hill. I then use a sonic disruptor to free the kittens from your mind control and they all go back to their loving homes.
I keep the Gundams around for backup defense. I also have the giant robots from Go-Lion and Dairugger XV (known is the US as Voltron III and Voltron I, respectively), along with every form of Megazord from every incarnation of Power Rangers. Also, I have the various Transformers that linked together to form giant robots as well.
My hill.
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It's been three months and nobody has tried to take the hill from me. I guess I win.
My hill.
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I smash you hill in half n take the bigger hill and dummon 20 moon lords from terraria.
My half hill
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You didn't actually get past my defenses (read the first post) so your attempt to do that fails.
Still my whole hill.
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I EMP the area making the various giant robots useless. With an army of robot ninja pirates at my command, I have turrets that fire beams that send the target it hits to a random dimension set to auto-track the area (excluding myself and the robot ninja pirate army) and to top it off, I make a house of diamond for myself on top of the hill.
My hill. :kitty: