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The Oldest Game:
This is a fun little game. You each must say something which "Defeats" or "Stalls" the thing in the post above. Here's an example.
"I am a snail on the ground."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am salt, which is sprinkled on the snail."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am a grocer, which takes the salt and puts it into the food shelves, instead of allowing it to be used on the snail."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am inflation, which causes the price of salt to increase dramatically, so no one can purchase it. It will stay on the shelf."
<NEXT POSTER>
.... Etc! :D
Get the idea? Get going. :) I guess you guys can continue with my trend. I'll help start you off by giving you some ideas:
1) I am the Federal Reserve, which lowers its required reserve ratio, which pumps more money into the economy. (Just roll with me here..)
2) I am the income of families everywhere increasing, so people can buy salt again.
Good luck. :)
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Re: The Oldest Game:
im a murderer that kills the family, so they wont buy salt
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Re: The Oldest Game:
I'm the policeman that catches the murderer.
No. Wait. Here, I'll show you something even more clever. ;)
"I am the scarf he left behind in the crime scene which led forensic trackers right to his doorstep."
:naughty:
That would be much more difficult to counter, so I'll let you pick either the policeman, or the scarf. Your call. ;)
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Re: The Oldest Game:
I am the disturbed pyromaniacal child that burned the scarf.
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Re: The Oldest Game:
I am the obsessive parent that grounded the disturbed pyromaniacal child that burned the scarf
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Re: The Oldest Game:
I am the social service people taking away the parents from the child for being bad parents.
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Re: The Oldest Game:
I am the car that was out of gas, preventing the social service people from getting anywhere.
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Re: The Oldest Game:
I am the gas can kept in the trunk, potentially capable of refilling the gas tank!
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Re: The Oldest Game:
I am the hole in the gas can, which caused all the gas to leak out.
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Re: The Oldest Game:
I am Triple A, which tows me to safety despite the leak in the gas can. ;)