Darunia was bored, so he decided... visit his friend Obi at england.
He packed all the needed, and walked to Gosport....
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Darunia was bored, so he decided... visit his friend Obi at england.
He packed all the needed, and walked to Gosport....
He then for got that he'd have to walk through France, the Channel tunnel, and then from dover to hampshire, then into gosport.
SO Darunis decied to get - - - - - --
His Trecking boots!
With that boots, walked quickly and reached gosport, when suddenly....
Darunia found an old WW2 water mine.
Darunia*unknowing to his danger* - wow, A big football.
*Kick*
Luckily for him, it didn't blow but it went quite far, so far in fact.
OBI - Hey, whats that up there?
Obi: *Sees Darunia flying above himself* What's that?
Darunia: *Flying: ahh! *Falls above obi*
Obi - phew,i though you were an old WW2 water mine!
Darunia - No, ust me...
Obi - So, what brings you to Gosport Darunia?
Have you come to liberate us from the crule rule of Tony Blair?
Darunia: *uddenly remembers* Oh yea, that's the reason. I have to call my friends. *Takes oni's phone and calls his friends*
Obi: You will pay that callings, true?
Darunia: No
Obi: Damn.
obi whips out his credit card.
Obi - no credit on that one...
Darunia - where's your phone?
obi- in the drainage system.
Darunia - ?!?!!!?!??
Obi - stolen by scuba divers...
Darunia - ?!?!?!?!
lol... well.. *Darunia's friends arribe*
[masamune] i have hotsauce! *glug glug glug glug* sweet!