I Wish... You Were A Frog
I Wish Game
Here is how you play the wish game:
To start you write a wish.
Then the next person to reply grants your wish, but there is a consequence to it!
Example:
First person: I wish it was Friday.
Next person: Granted but this memo just in... Friday is really Monday in disguise.
Then you post a wish of your own.
I'll start.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted! I will pay you one million dollars! Here is the playment plan: 25 cents every 30 years until I have either given you a million dollars or I am dead. First payment scheduled for September 10th, 2035.
I wish I could do whatever I wanted with my time, instead of going to a pointless job.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted. But it has been proven that time is an illusion created by evil minds to brainwash you and turn you into a robot. Pointless jobs are the only thing guaranteed to keep you sane and preserve your free will.
I wish I had the ability to create a mold for a new breed of men and women.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted. Unfortunately, they eat each other.
I wish I was good at playing piano.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted. But it gives you twisted fingers and a bad back in the end. Try the guitar.
I wish I could grow wings and fly.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but you go too close to the sun.
I wish I was big.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but you develop an inappropriate relationship with an older woman, come to miss your childhood, and end up winning a few oscars.
I wish I was a superhero.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but your powers are limited to super smell and super breath.
I wish I could see the universe.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but it's really as big/small as Little Prince's planet.
I wish I had the power of healing.
Re: I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but you can only heal grasshoppers.
I wish I could heal women... all night long