My Hill

I used to play this on another forum. Here is how it works. There is a hill and your objective is to find a way to take it from the person who currently has it by getting through whatever defense they have, then set up your own defense for the next person to get through. Death is never permanent if you are killed when someone takes the hill from you.

So I will start:

I claim the hill and surround it with ten-foot-high electrified barbed wire.

My hill.

I disable the power to your electric fence by cutting the power lines, then--using wire-cutters--I cut through the fence and push you out, claiming the hill.

I protect the hill by baiting the ground around it with delicious pancake breakfasts.

My hill.

I strap on my big boots and stomp through the pancake buffet up to the top of the hill and push CJC right off.
I dig a moat around the hill; filling it with LAVA. Real bad guy style.

I raise my flag and declare "This is my hill now."

I use my super jump boots to jump over your moat and land right behind you, giving you a nice shove so that you tumble down the hill, right into the lava. I cover the hill with an impenetrable dome just like the one that covers Chester's Mill.

My hill

Doh! ninjaed...

I borrow Deadpool's teleporter and teleport through the dome.

I surround the hill with a 10 foot tall, 5 foot thick wall of solid steel

I use an acetylene torch to burn a hole through the wall.

I set up a laser grid which is powered by stored solar power (so no power lines to cut) that covers the entire hill and blocks teleportation.

My hill.

I put mirrors on the sides of a refrigerator box and walk through the lasers hidden inside my box, while the mirrors reflect the lasers back to their emitters and destroy them.

I engulf the hill in a tiny black hole - the event horizon is just on the edge of the hill and because I am inside it, I cannot be pushed out. I also wear an anti-gravity belt so the immense forces do not crush me.

I reverse your black hole into a white hole, trapping you inside it while the hill is on the outside.

I encase the hill in the center of a tesseract. Good luck finding a way through that.

My hill.

I casually remind you that the tesseract is infact, an object of fiction - and does not exist. So I just stroll on over and punt ya off muh hill.

A nice freshly painted white picket fence surrounds this hill now. And the gate is totally LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE!

I reach over the top of the fence and unlock it.

I surround the hill with a 10 meter tall, 10 meter thick wall of diamond.

And on the subject of fictional stuff, I used Deadpool's teleporter, which is fictional, in an earlier hill take over attempt.