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Okay, but you get a red one.
I request a mechanical third arm that is directly wired to my nervous system so I can control it like any part of my body, and I want it to have superhuman strength and be virtually indestructible. And metallic blue in color.
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Granted, but it has a mind of its own that only manifests when you are unconscious/asleep that performs increasingly absurd pranks on you during those periods of time.
I require...a shrubbery
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Okay, but it’s alteady dying and since I had to uproot it to give it to you, it’s beyond saying now.
I would like a mute button that works on small children.
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Granted, but it makes politicians louder
I would like some nice snacks for a lazy afternoon
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You get some snacks, but thry they’re stale Fritos..
I want a n iem duplicatir, that only works on unliving matter.