Granted, you have enough money, they're not out of it, but you develop a sudden lactose intolerance...
I wish @TheDarkOne had not mentioned cheesecake... GRRRR!
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Granted, you have enough money, they're not out of it, but you develop a sudden lactose intolerance...
I wish @TheDarkOne had not mentioned cheesecake... GRRRR!
Granted, but you decide to buy him some anyway :roflmao:
I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now.
Granted, BYE!! (Oops, they can't do that, who would play in these forums with you then??)
I wish the goblins would come and take all the politicians away right now...
Granted, but five minutes later they bring them back; they don't want them anymore.
I wish so-called "reality" shows would go off the air permanently and be replaced by something actually entertaining
Granted. They are replaced by coliseum death matches and you have to participate. :googlyeyes:
I wish I could beat Ikaruga.
Granted. You could beat Ikaruga. You theoretically have the necessary skills. However, you never will actually beat Ikaruga, because every copy you try to play becomes immediately defective.
I wish I had the ability to win any argument.
Granted, but everyone seems to agree with you so you never get into any arguments.
I wish I had the ability to win at any video game.
Alakazam!
Every video game goes straight to end of credits message upon boot up.
I wish I can has a never-ending supply of fresh food.
Granted, but it's all food you hate.
I wish Neverwinter Nights was compatible with Windows 8.1
Granted. Every Windows 8.1 computer you touch BSODs when you boot it up.
I wish Mario Maker was out already.