Granted: YOU'RE sick instead...
I wish I was not bored...
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Granted: YOU'RE sick instead...
I wish I was not bored...
Granted, instead you're having lots of excitement dodging the shuriken that are being thrown at you from every direction.
I wish I hasn't feeling so drained.
Granted,you're floating in a pool of water...
I wish I was a millionaire...
Granted, but then your bank account is hacked and now you are $1,000,000 in arrears.
I wish I was a successful video game designer.
Granted, you successfully develop one game, and then drift into obscurity...
I wish I still had my $1,000,000...
Granted, but you have to pay it back to the bank because of your arrears.
I wish to win the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.
Granted but, WHOOPS! Wrong house! Sorry...
I wish I had $2,000,000 so I could pay arrears and still be a millionaire...
Granted, but it turns out your overdraft fees come to another million so you have to give them that, too.
I wish to win the PCH Sweepstakes and have it be the right house.
Granted, it is the right house, they give you the huge check, and then your alarm clock wakes you up...
I wish I had a yummy vegan birthday cake!
Granted, but you can't eat it because you can't have your cake and eat it, too.
I wish I had enough money to buy a piece of cheesecake from Sbarro's (and they're not out of it)