Granted, but you're an amoeba again.
I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
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Granted, but you're an amoeba again.
I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
Granted, but it falls off (it just pops off, like a Lego person's arm can pop outta the socket)
I wish was a living human again and not immediatly killed afterwards.
Granted, you aren't killed, just so badly injured that you're in the ICU.
I wish my friend and gaming buddy Kevin wasn't sick.
Granted, he's dead. And YOU'RE sick.
I wish I wasn't sick for real. But at least I have a sweet boyfriend to take care of me :)
Granted, you are nursed back to health by your BF who dresses in a slutty female nurse outfit of the worst kind possible. Also you don't know where he got that ballgag...Oh right, something actually bad...he gets sick the next day.
I wsh for to revocer from the ICU
Granted, you revocer, whatever that is, but you don't recover.
I wish my boyfriend doesn't get sick from taking care of me.
Granted, but he loses his sense of humor forever. If he didn't have one already, he gets one but its set to permanent bad pun mode.
I wish to recover from the ICU (Intensive Care Unit)
Granted, but it takes 3 years.
I wish my boyfriend still has his sense of humor, that's part what I love about him.
Awww....you're sweet, @PinkFairy
Granted, but you lose yours instead (sorry, but I had to make it bad somehow).
I wish to change my schedule to where I could spend more time with my girlfriend.
Granted, you suffer a horrific injury that makes it impossible for you to do your job anymore. Now you have lots of free time.
I wish that never happens for real.