Kick her out asap. Obviously. Say something witty while doing so.
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Kick her out asap. Obviously. Say something witty while doing so.
I can't I said I'd let her stay through the semester, and if I did she would be homeless her parents won't take her back.
She sounds pretty goddamn out of it right now. No wonder her parents won't take her back. If I produced something that goddamn idiotic, I wouldn't want to acknowledge it, either.
Let her stay, but do all kinds of weird satanic shit around the house so that she goes crazy.
Why not just let her stay? What's the worst that could happen?
She'll replace all of your condoms and other ungodly paraphernalia with statues of the Virgin Mary.
Except now she thinks she has it all figured out. She's also recently decided to go on a 9 day rice and water fast to attone for our relationship. The thing with her parents is pretty sad actually, her dad like won't even talk to her on the phone.
I really really wish I could do something other than let her stay here until summer when she'll be the carmelites probem, or make her homeless, but I don't know what else I can do.
Find and call a convent near you... they should be able to help house and take care of her until she decides to solidify her plans for her future.