I wish I coulda seen that... Would have been fun to watch. :kitty:
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So I was e-mailing my girlfriend when she was at work to show her a truck I found that I want to look into. It turned into a two hour go around about who is going to have a bigger truck. That's gonna be sad if my girlfriend shows up at the fire station and pulls up beside my truck just to show everyone how small mine is....what's even worse is she has the money to buy a bigger truck.
I'm never gonna be able to live it down at the fire station if that happens. I think everyone should give me $5 and a cookie.
I didn't know I was part of the AG Elite....
sweet.
Well the cookie is no problem, but...
:P I'd only be able to give you $5 Canadian.
Anyone here ever see the new Oceans 11? I just thought of that scene where the two driving brothers are introduced. With the trucks.
Yeah, 5 bucks is my limit too. I'm poor.:(
I don't have a cookie, but would you mind taking the stye out of my eye that's been bothering me? I want my contacts back.
So I went to a Dodger game today and saw an ex-girlfriend of mine on the big screen. I go to games to get away from life, not to have it slap me in the face. At least I didn't have to talk to her.
You ever seen The Naked Gun? Your conversation reminds me of an early scene from that...
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Welcome home, Frank. Good work in Beirut. We heard about it.
Thanks. l want to know one thing - is it true about Victoria?
l'm afraid so. She ran off with some guy. They got married last week.
Then it's over. All of this is meaningless. l did it for her. Everything. And now she's gone. [Stepping off the plane to a bunch of reporters] And you came down here to get a hot story, didn't you? Pictures of me
to sell your newspapers.
- Frank...
Sure, you think l'm a big hero. Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside?
Frank, they're not here for you. ''Weird Al'' Yankovic is on the plane. [He emerges, the press go wild. The two get into a car and drive off]
What about the wedding? What was she wearing?
Don't torture yourself! Put her out of your mind.
l can't get her out of my mind. What about the guy? Do you know anything about him?
Not much. Just that he's an Olympic gymnast and it's the best sex she's ever had.
l trusted her and followed my heart. Foolishly, it seems. l'm just gonna have
to learn to forget. That's why l took my vacation in Beirut - to find some peace. lt won't be easy. Everywhere l look, something reminds me of her. [They drive past a pair of fuel storage facilities that look suspiciously like boobs]
Loans suck because they have an interest rate on them but having a loan for school I can deal with. I qualify for a stafford loan and I don't need all of it so I can send in a change form and only ask for what I need.
Now that I know I don't have to pay out of pocket I can go start working with my personal trainer again.
Last thing left is to get my mom off my back about giving her more money every month. Who in their right mind tells their kid to put off their education so they can give them more money every month?!
Apparently your mother. My mom doesn't even want me to get a job for college, I guess she doesn't want me to learn anything about life in college.
You are truly blessed if you don't have to work during college.
I haven't had to have a job during college, and it has allowed me to focus my time on my studies. Most people I know who balance school and work have poor grades.