Granted, but it would cost less to order one pizza with toppings on which everyone agrees.
I wish you didn't insist on getting one pizza with pineapple on it.
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Granted, but it would cost less to order one pizza with toppings on which everyone agrees.
I wish you didn't insist on getting one pizza with pineapple on it.
Granted, I insist on getting TWO pizzas with pineapple and you're forced to either develop a taste for it or just pick it off the pizza.
I wish someone else would pay for pizza once in a while, then they can decide whether or not pineapple is on it.
Granted, but then putting pineapple on a pizza becomes socially unacceptable abd you are shunned by even your closest friends for getting pizza that way.
I wish for a new coffee mug.
Granted, but it's chipped and the handle is cracked.
I wish for 29 sweaters made of bologna to be shipped to a random person in Abu Dhabi who will trade them to a woman in Norway for the complete works of Douglas Adams in Portuguese and a Diet Cherry Coke.
Sheesh...
Granted, but the diet cherry Coke is flat.
I wish the dog next door would stop barking incessantly.
Granted, but now every other dog in the neighborhood starts barking incessantly.
I wish Forum Games wasn't dead.
Granted, but it comes back as a zombie and now your computer is trying to eat your brains.
I wish I didn't have to reset all my passwords because of some rhymes-with-ducking hacker.
Granted, because your hacker had already been blocked from accessing this network. You're welcome.
I wish it wasn't so blazing hot.
Granted, you're in Antarctica.
I wish I hadn't bought a T-shirt for $18.00 that was the wrong size.
Granted, you paid $180 for the T-shirt that is the wrong size.
I wish I could find the memory card that has my Final Fantasy VII saved game on it.
Granted, except it has a save from the first save point in game over your original save.
I wish to resurrect this thread...
Granted, but I can't guarantee the next post.
I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger.
Granted, but in order to avoid causing any time paradoxes, you don’t do anything differently
I wish I hadn’t broken my arm.
EDIT —sorry, accidental double-post.
Granted, you broke your leg instead
I wish 2021 has no problems...
Granted, but at 11:50 PM Dec 31st 2020 the Earth gets demolished in make way for a hyperspace bypass. So no problems.
I wish I had no injuries of any kind.
Granted, but now the thread is dead.
I wish this thread wasn’t dead.
Granted, but by using my necromantic mod powers its a zombie. 2022 is gonna have a zombie apocalypse now.
I wish that my cat lost some weight.
Granted, but he (she?) gains it allback soon afterward.
I wish I could fall back asleep after waking up to use the bathroom.
Granted, but only if a cat sleeps on your face.
I wish for peace and relaxation
Granted, you’re im a coma.
I wish a cat sleeping or my face was not a requirement for my last wish.
Granted, but I can only grant it if not in a coma...
I wish the world was a better place...
Granted, but only certain areas, and you’re not in one of them.
I wish I could figure out how to fix my roommate’s computer.
Granted, but then he moves out. Oh, and the thread dies. There is no causal relationship between these two events.
I wish people still played this game.
Granted, but you have to deal with me once in a blue moon.
I wish that blue moons were more frequent.
Granted, but now when it isn’t blue it goes through all the other six colors in the visible color spectrum.
I wish people realized there are seven colors in the visible spectrum, not six.
Granted, but half the people become color blind as a result
I wish my cat would stop knocking stuff off my table when he wants anything from me...
Granted now he also does it even if he doesn’t want anything from you.
I wish to not be one of those color-blind people.