Granted. However, your glasses fall off and a library bookshelf falls on you in your own privately-funded mansion. :p
I wish that a large bird would descend from the skies and peck my brains out.
(Heh. I look forward to your response. >:-P)
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Granted. However, your glasses fall off and a library bookshelf falls on you in your own privately-funded mansion. :p
I wish that a large bird would descend from the skies and peck my brains out.
(Heh. I look forward to your response. >:-P)
Granted, but then the birds poops on a hot young lady.
*Next!
I wish I could know everything
Granted, but you lose the abilty to speak or write or communicate in any way, so no one benefits from your knowledge. Gradually the truth drives you mad.
I wish that I could have sex with Elizabeth Hurley.
Granted, but she just had a sex change.
I wish I had 3 green boxes
Granted, but they're sealed shut and you can never open them.
I wish I had cancer. (Let's see you reply to THAT!)
Granted.
I wish this thread would go on forever until the end of the universe.
Granted, but the eventual massive size of the thread pulls the universe into itself, ending the universe.
I wish people didn't eat all my food
Granted, but your mouth would be glued shut.
I wish I could make a wish with no consequences attached to it.
Granted. But your wishes stop coming true.
I wish upon a star...
Granted, but you stop seeing the Milky Way.
I wish I had an infinite supply of Mountain Dew.