I would be inebriated right now if I hadn't spilled most of this bottle of jack all over my desk.:mad:
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I would be inebriated right now if I hadn't spilled most of this bottle of jack all over my desk.:mad:
Ack! Spilled alcohol! Such a waste. *bows head in a moment of silence*
I just bought a bottle of Scotch. A nice brand too, not the cheap shit. It's alright straight, but magically delicious when mixed with some Dr. Pepper. And yes, yes, I know is heresy to mix a good Scotch with a cola, but damn it, that shit is tasty.
Unfortunately, I am not currently drunk as I post this as I had it a while ago and then I had some White Castle which seems to have absorbed some the alcohol. I would not, however, recommend being within a 150ft radius of me right now as I'm pretty sure booze, white castles, and the Chinese buffet I had for lunch is not the best possible combination for intestinal happiness.
biggiy, the last time I posted my number on here I got phone calls from Glenn.... so if you need my number you'll have to pm me lol
Gotta admit, while I sympathize over the lack of desire for more Glenn-like calls, it did have some hilarious results.
I'm posting right now and i'm trashed. I can't see straight and I love being drunk. I'm going to go tryu and get the wifey to lay me now. Have fun lover peop.le.
Just ignore anything I post after 8PM tonight.
...if I'm capable of doing anything at all after 8PM tonight.
I better get a fucking Happy Birthday thread, or somebody is going to fucking die.
Holy shit, I was just looking at some shit I posted last night, and I'll be honest, I don't even remember getting on here last night. I think this is the first time I've ever been so drunk I can't remember doing stuff.