i know....
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i know....
whos lightning Z?
Lightning z is an omniscient warmaster from the land beyond time, who disguises himself as an inept internet user.
ok.... O_o
Yeah, it's less Geraldo and more like a soap opera now </3
ok.... O_o
Dude, you could at least not copy and paste your last post. It wouldn't have been hard to make a different number of periods to make it look like you accidentally said the same thing twice.
This thread is boring. :( Hey, I know!
Link: Gee! It sure is boring around here!
King: *finger raise* M'Boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what Gannon's up to! *eyeroll*
Old Fart: Your majesty! Gannon and his minions have siezed the Island of Koridai! *dramatic gestures*
King: *eyeroll* Hmm. How can we help?
Old Fart: It is written- "Only Link Can Defeat Gannon!"
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff! *fist*
Old Fart: There is no time! Your sword is enough!
Link: How about a kiss? For luck? *sexy sparkle-wink*
Zelda: You have got to be kidding! *defiant arm cross with goofy smirk*
Old Fart: Squadala! We are off!
Link: Woooow! What are all those heads?! *action pointing*
Old Fart: These, are the Faces, of Evil! You must conquer each!
Link: Well, I guess I'd better get going... *shrug*
Old Fart: Here- *pop!* is the Map! Where do you wish to go?
*Arabian Mideval Synth Porn Groove*
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King: Zelda! Dukon Ford is under attack by the Evil Forces of Gannon! I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
Zelda: But father what if something happens to you. *worried cradling gestures*
King: Don't worry- I'll take the Triforce of Courage(c) to protect me! If you don't hear from me in a month, Send Link!
Zelda: Impaaa!!
Impa: Don't worry Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom(c) promises the King will safely return! *special ED-FX*
King: *shoulder pat* Enough! My ship sails in the morning. Hmm... I wonder what's for dinner?
Link: OH BOY! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock(c)!
ONE MONTH LATER
Zelda: *eyeroll shrug drama high-speed action feature* Sigh. A whole month gone, and still no word. *head buried in hands*
Impa: I'm sure he's all right, Zelda!
Link: Yeah! That ole' Gannon's no match for the King! *Arnold-like muscle flex*
Zelda: *shoulder grab* Link, go to Gamelon, and find my father.
Link: Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongoes(c)!!
STILL LATER
Zelda: *super lipstick mode activated* Wake up Impa. We're going to Gamelon.
Impa: *yawn* All right dear. I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom(c).
*Synthy Porn Pop Sparkle-muzik*
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