Then I am still the romans...who crucify Jesus and history continues as normal(if that was a loop..:shrug: )
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Then I am still the romans...who crucify Jesus and history continues as normal(if that was a loop..:shrug: )
i'm professor clyde that goes back in time to stop the romans from crucifying jesus.
(professor clyde had the time machine thing)
I'm the malfunction in the machine that professor clyde used to go back in time that makes him trapped in a spatio-temporal oddity from where he can't get out
(the hell keeps happening to these???? this had more than this!!!! this had Dracula continue from mine.......whats going on???)
(anyway)
i am god, who frees professor Clyde on the condition that he doesn't save jesus
I am the a hotdog salesman, who bribes Clyde to save jesus anyway, for 3 dogs, with everything on it (except the last one without mustard).
i am the terrorist who hijacks the mustard factory and causes a shortage so the hot dog guy doesn't have any mustard so professor clyde declines
I am the CIA who somehow suprises everybody by stopping the terrorist before he hijacks the mustard factory.
I am a never ending supply of Krispy Kremes that was awarded to the CIA until they are to fat and lazy to do anything about the terrist....
I am Richard Simmons who goes in and gets the CIA in shape.
I am the fashion police that puts Richcard Simons in jail forever before he has the option of helping the CIA....