...You enter the door, are ripped apart by space-time, and become the final boss of the now unlocked secret New Game Ultra mode.
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...You enter the door, are ripped apart by space-time, and become the final boss of the now unlocked secret New Game Ultra mode.
.. however, because the player chooses not to fight the last boss but goes instead to fight some silly would be secret boss, never thinking to end the game, you are forced to dwindle at the end of the New Game Ultra mode, until..
...you hold Select and press Circle six times, then keep holding Circle on the sixth press, release Select, and then press and hold Square, then release Circle and press it twice more, then release Square. If this is done correctly, it will...
...slow the speed of light slightly, allowing you to compress time and re-enact Final Fantasy 8 on a metaphysical level. However, Xenogears gets mad at you for cheating on it, and...
...erases all your game saves. But if you had a save where your total play time contains the number 6, this save won't be erased. It will start you at the very last boss with all the strongest equipment and 99 of all healing items. Before fighting the boss, make sure you are equipped with...
..The board game Scattergories, as this will trigger a memory he's not comfortable with, he will unleash his ultimate attack, the finger flit on the side of your arm, which will do a whopping 0.0000001 damage. Frustrated by how pitiful a last boss he is, your party refuses to fight him, making a vow never to speak to him again, unless..
...you cast the Ultima spell, but be warned that if you cast this, it will cause massive overkill damage, making it impossible to get his item drop, which is...
...a piece of cheese so delicious, that it...
...will restore you completely, and also make you gain five levels. However, if you don't eat it, you can trade it later for an optional but extremely useful item, the...
..the Ezredank of Glarzare. However, not knowing what an Ezredank is, you force yourself to Comstankulate a Glerbizordior. This incalculable move causes you to regurgitate the piece of cheeze,lose 500,000 levels, be unborn, and become nothingness...