Granted, but they automatically apply excessive force FOR you no matter how gently you use them.
I want an XBox One
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Granted, but they automatically apply excessive force FOR you no matter how gently you use them.
I want an XBox One
You get the XBox One, just after Microsoft comes out with the XBox Two, which is not backwards compatible, and announces that everything for the Xbox One will be discontinued, including it's internet servers.
I want an iPad Air 2.
Here you go, an iPad 2 made of air. You know, like an air guitar.
I want a laptop computer than runs Windows 7 but is still compatible with newer software,
You can have that, as long as you don't mind a Toshiba with an 8 inch monitor.
I want a coffee cup that I can put in the microwave without the handle getting so hot I need to use a potholder to take it out.
Granted, the handle is immune to heat, but the rest of the cup absorbs heat like a goddamn sponge to the point it will melt if left outside of a fridge for more than 3 minutes at a time.
I wish humanity would get along better with each other.
That us not an item. This is the Item Request thread, not the Make A Wish thread.
I want a feature on the forums that makes it easier for people to remember which thread they are posying in
That feature is now implemented, but nobody is "posying" in the forums so nobody notices the feature.
I want a computer that will alert people to misspelled words and give them the option to correct them before they post.
Granted, but the window of opportunity to confirm the correction is only 1/5 of a second, meaning you have to have quick reflexes to make use of it (in other words be the Flash/Superman/Sonic the Hedgehog/whateverotherspeedycharacteruoucanthinkof/etc)
I want a mineturtle.
Okay, as soon as they exists in reality you will get one.
I want a solar-powered AC unit. I know such things exists, and I want one.
You get one, but its broken.
I want a bag of money.