Yeah. But it takes me like 5 minutes to type a sentence. The keyboard won't stop moving.
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Yeah. But it takes me like 5 minutes to type a sentence. The keyboard won't stop moving.
Not to get all Hypochondriac, but I think I might have that too. Which ear is it, may I ask? (And of course, may we all be healthy, etc.)
I think the best chance you'll have to see me drunk is on a Saturday afternoon, shortly after 12:15, maybe. It may or may not involve somewhere around one or two shots of schnapps or whiskey, just for the sake of trying it with a mixed drink of fruit punch and sprite. It's what you get when you're the mascot of a synagogue full of old men who love drinking.
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Chew gum.
Acting with Masa's post as the slingshot necessary to continue that line of thought, (Thank you good sir.) I will agree somewhat with that, and cede that it is my left ear as well which is the apparent culprit, which is why I had asked in the first place. (And I was correct in my assumption.) Tell me; does it at all feel as if there is something fuzzy in the ear, giving it a sort of wave of itchiness? I do find that moving one's jaw, or chewing gum as the case may be, does tend to help. Pain, on the other hand, is likely an entirely different case altogether. Very much luck with that.
EDIT: ... I just read this post over, and I apologize for it. I'm writing an essay for a class, and it's kinda rubbing off... > >.' Urgh. There's your state of altered mindset while posting. :blah:
I am the lucid one. Every adjective describes me, every verb I am simultaneously performing, every adverb describing each of these adjectives and verbs, and every noun synonymous with my being, every preposition relative to my existence. I do not have a name, for I answer to every name! I have no body, for my consciousness encompasses time and space itself! I do not dream, as reality is born from my imagination, and I do not think, as my thoughts consist of infinity itself. I do not exist, as I feel the pangs of death upon me at every moment, and I can never die, for my death would mean the end of ends!
tldr; yes.
I be alkei right now! Then Syral and Shumore! Hold on, I must Pistul in teh Blythe.
J/k
Not that drunk, just a bit buzzed. White Russians are tasty. :)
I haven't gotten really drunk since college. Amazing how having something called responsibility can make you change like that...
I am rightnow... say something about it I dare you..
Sure! You're a drunk loser!