...moved he stabbed himself with...
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...moved he stabbed himself with...
..Billy Mays eight hundred ton...
...replica of @Chris Miller’s mother.
He then discovered that he...
had bags under his eyes.
They were filled with delicious...
...Little Debbie(tm) Swiss Cake Rolls...
..that caused debilitating liver cancer.
...to anybody else but him...
...because he already had it.