Granted, but he no longer screws up his speeches, and whenever you speak, well... Lol...
I wish I didn't have ADD.
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Granted, but he no longer screws up his speeches, and whenever you speak, well... Lol...
I wish I didn't have ADD.
Granted. You have ADHD.
I wish I had a faster connection.
Granted. you are now trapped in the internet, instantly going to sites without the aid of a server.
I wish Al quieda's intelligence dropped by 300%, and they knocked on my door asking if "this is a cave" so I could beat them up and take pictures of them wetting themselves, which I would post on the internet for all patriots to see.
Granted, but everyone would believe them to be fakes, and you'd be locked up for it.
I wish I were able to visit every theme park in the world.
Granted, but you don't get to go on any of the rides.
I wish I could turn back the clock for some people.
Granted, but they end up turning out worse because of it.
I wish pizza was free.
Granted, but they decide to stop making it worldwide.
I wish it was Sunday everyday.
Granted, but you have to go to church everyday.
I wish for world peace.
Granted. A facist regime takes over and murders everyone. But there is no more war.
I wish I was a famous author.
Granted, but now your an ugly old lady who does nothing but write.
I wish my skin was blue.