Granted, but you are unable to find an actual NES console on which to play them.
I wish my neighbors wouldn't play their stereo so loud.
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Granted, but you are unable to find an actual NES console on which to play them.
I wish my neighbors wouldn't play their stereo so loud.
Granted, they instead start pounding on your door very loudly every night around midnight...
I wish for a perfect healthy body...
Granted, but then you fall down an open manhole and break every bone in your perfect healthy body.
I wish for a brand-new Wii U.
Granted, then you drop it down the same manhole you made me fall into (MINE, now!)...
I wish I had not fallen into an open manhole (Owies!!!)
Granted, instead you jumped over it, right into the path of a speeding bus.
I wish I had a nice, cold, bottle of Sprite.
Granted, but I laced it with arsenic because you got me hit by a bus... Bye!
I wish @TheDarkOne was not so darn dark!!
Granted, I'm 1/1000th of a shade lighter.
I wish for everything that's ever been stolen from me to be returned, in the same condition it was in when I last had it.
Granted, but it's so much stuff that it all crushes you when it all returns... (Ouch!)
I wish I could have infinite energy to do everything I want to do...
Granted, but you have so much energy you can't sit still for more than 20 seconds.
I wish True Blood had lasted a few more seasons.
Granted, but it sucked like a vampire on a feeding frenzy...
I wish I knew how @TheDarkOne granted my wish after getting crushed by all of his returned stuff...