[Eww Ovi!] I fling ^ in a gigantic fan, it`s blades whirring menacingly.
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[Eww Ovi!] I fling ^ in a gigantic fan, it`s blades whirring menacingly.
I run over ^ with a dumptruck
I run ^ over with a juganaut [definitely spelled wrong!] :D
I launch ^ into space (without oxygen)
I insert air into ^'s veins (if you didn't know that would kill you)
I read one of PunkOnJunk's poems to ^.
>.<
[That`s mean. I like them.] I tell punkonjunk, who beats ^ up relentlessly.
:D
I try a chemical experiment: what would happen if I gave ^ a glass of water then a few hectagrams of Cesium? Well, there's only one way to find out....
BOOM!!!
I call ^ gay and he dies of embarrasment
Yes... I would wouldn't I? (No)
I say that ^ is lame and that he can't find anything original to say. ^ doesn't seem to care. I'm annoyed that he doesn't die of embarrasment like I do, so I just stab him.
I act overly nice to ^, and feed him strawberries from the palm of my hand, but
^ doesn`t know I have poisoned them! :D
picks up vt hokie fans limbs and has a bbq
*gives exploding bbq sauce to ^*
I shoot arows at ^ (inspired by my avarta)
Dips ^ in liquid laminant(SP?) and places in human collection.
Throws ^ into shark-infested waters. :D
quickly catches on to the exploding bbq sauce when tongue burst into flames after a small taste (never use a sauce without sampling) and offers everyone awesome steak laced with flesh eating bacteria which devours you from the inside out. mine of course is delicious (the calf is the best cut, quads are too stringy)
[Eww, eww, EWW!] I whack ^ for posting wrong [not everyone, just ^] and
then kill him with his own steak! :) :D
I throw ^ over a cliff
sorry dumb, i just wanted to get sauce boy, but hey, why be stingy eh? oh yeah how exactly did you kill me with steak? i mean did you force feed it to me after you already died from eating it, did you beat me with it..... cause trust me, i'm not eating anything you guys try to feed me. :) and while i'm at it, kidnaps ^ and sews his flesh to a sheet which has been sewn onto a boxspring then removes eyelids with an exacto knife, drops some lsd in your eyes and leaves in a dark room with water dripping into the left eye and horrible music blaring in the backround. oh yeah, i forgot to mention that the bucket from which the water is dripping is the counter wieght to a cinder block with a very long sharp needle that sinks deeper into the right eye with every drop. weeeeeee! i win:)
[Yet again, EWW!] I play Bloody Pingu, butI use ^ as the pingu. :D
bloody pingu? what the hell is bloody pingu? I've got a game for you. Ties up ^ and force feeds you 2llb.s of wrapped hard candy then pierces your back and wraps a rope around your spine. then hangs you from a tree limb and invites over a bunch of mexicans for a pinyata party with a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire. weee:) i win again
[Click arcade for Bloody Pingu] [Also EVIL!] I whack ^ with a spiked bat, they
bleed to death. Weee! I win! :evil:
ho ho, nice try, but you see, i am eternal *yanks bat out of the side of my face and tosses into the corner* hmmmm..... what to do now. * grabs the back of dumb blondes tunic as she tries to flee * I've got it. *reaches into pocket and reveals a thumb tack* this may not kill you, but it will hurt like hell :) *poke* "ah" *poke* "ah" *poke* "ah" *poke* "ah" right in the gums *poke* "ah-huh-huh-huh"(sobbing) alright, that's enough * rips off your ear and sucks out your brain*
wheh...
I kick ^ in the nuts... one million times.
>.<
I cut ^'s head off
I beat ^ relentlessly, then I cut ^^ to pieces for for what they did to <! :D
once again gather up vt hokey's body parts and fires up the grill. was that one for me dumb? if so than-- *coughs up nuts then swallows them back down* ahem, thanks :) oh yeah, sorry about eating your brain and all ;)
yeah... u forgot to KILL THE ONE ABOVE YOU. NOT THE ONE WAY ABOVE YOU.
Jesus Christ.
I call ^ a dummy and he cries so his mean old daddy kills him.
I give everyone one of my looks... they all die... and ^ is given the hardest stare
sorry hokey. didn't mean to offend your gang. please don't cap me dogg, cuz i roll 50 deep in a mad ill sick ass crew b. *hop in my escalade bought with drug and pimpin money and gather up some of my boys roll up on all you mofo's and unload on you drive by style with assorted stolen assault rifles*
nuttin but a g thang bay be.
out
[Orange, it WAS for you *folds arms, closes eyes and pouts sulkily*] I drop 17
pianos on top of ^. [And I zap them for not KILLING THE ONE ABOVE THEM]
:mad:
I send ^ a new and very difficult video game. She dies over and over and over again! And she ends up wasting her life and gets obsessed with the game and forgets to eat and evetually dies of starvation.
ow *rubs head* sorry i didn't kill you. i'll never let it happen again. alright, i take ^ and bring out to where i live ( 40 acres of freedom ) and strip him nekkid. use a brad nailer to attach some antlers to his skull and force him to run off into the woods. about an hour later i begin the hunt. i use his bow, very nice by the way, and when i find him i shoot him in the gut, drag him out of the woods and string him up in the back. now comes the fun part. then i gut, skin and bleed him out. chop him up into prime cuts and once again bust out the bbq. *does the homer* mmmm ovi burgers aghghgh
But I don't taste good! Do I? I wouldn't know... I never tried to take a bite out of myself...
Anyway.... once eaten by ^ I deceide to let him know that I'm poisinous the hard way. ^ drops dead... and somehow I escape, don't ask me how because I don't know.
lmao. i remember that, you remember the old tale of little red riding hood, and the hunter that cut her out of the wolfs belly. yeah, i think it was him. i used one of my continues and regained conciousness as ^ was walking away then i took off my shirt and made a crude sling out of it and pounded^ in the back of the head with a large stone. you should have seen it, brains everywhere.
Maybe, but what ^ didn't know was that I had a tiny gadget attached to me that upon my death, a chain of nukes would explode and the world would blow up and ^ would go with it! Mwuahahaha!
that's ok, cause i have a compund built into the mountain behind my house just for this sort of occasion and i bring dumb blonde elf vt hokie fan and the cyborg with me so we can repopulate the world in between killing each other. I also have a neat little laboratory which i bring ^ to and jump start his heart. then i proceed to disect you and torture your chakarate zones, and every time you die i make you come back to life so i can kill you over and over again for destroying the world.
[No chance of ME dying from starvation *claws at stupid fat* I HATE MYSELF]Quote:
Originally Posted by Ovi
I send ^ to the cleaners. ^ is accidentally washed, and killed [just because I`m
in a bad mood, I HATE MYSELF NOW, so I`m taking it out on others, so watch out]
i hitch hike to dumb's house from the stupid thai cleaning place (i got her address of the cleaning stub) and wait for her to leave. i change the locks while she is gone, making sure to leave the door open, then upon her arrival proceed to lock her into the house then set it ablaze with several moltov cocktails, then i sit in the front yard with a shot gun waiting for her to try and jump out a window. oh yeah, did i mention the propane tanks i convieniently placed in the closets and under the beds, behind the couch, etc. weee i win