Granted, but you have nightmares of of it for eternity.
I wish for Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum to get a remake.
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Granted, but you have nightmares of of it for eternity.
I wish for Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum to get a remake.
Granted, it's remade for the Atari Lynx.
I wish Atari had made some better consoles in the 90's.
Granted, but the games for it are nearly impossible to find, and when you do find them, they are super expensive.
I wish the old Nintendo DSi could still connect to the internet.
Granted, but yours inexplicably shuts itself off every time you try to sign on.
I wish there were less expensive sneakers in my size.
Granted, but they're poorly made and fall apart in a week.
I wish I could figure out Resident Evil DC.
Granted, but then it gets so easy that playing ut becomes boring.
I wish I could beat Chrono Trigger DS without cheats. It's the final battle with Lavos that always does me in.
Granted, but the only ending you can ever get is the Developer's Ending.
I wish for a spoon.
Granted, it's a cheap plastic spoon from a grade school cafeteria.
I wish for some hot chocolate with marshmallows.
Granted, but then you accidentally spill it in the sink.
I wish for a Whatchamacallit chocolate bar.
Granted, but somehow a rat butt got into the bar and there are bits of it mixed into it EVERYWHERE.
I wish for a knife.
Granted. but it came from the same place as the spoon Pink gave you.
I wish for a strong Brownian motion producer.
Granted, you get it in the form of a hot cup of tea and someone drinks ir
I wish I had an infinite improbability generator.
Granted, but you make a miscalculation with the improbability factors and accidentally tusn yourself into banana fruitcake.
I wish the local grocery store was within walking distance.
Granted, but the entrance is in your bathroom and thus you shall never bath in peace again.
I wish for a Hawaiian BBQ Pizza.
Granted, but you have to travel to Hawaii to get it and on the way there, your plane crashes and there are no survivors.
I wish for a Big Mac.
Granted, You get a Big (Little) Mac from Punch-Out
I wish for a soda.
Granted, but it's baking soda.
I wish for more wishes.
Wishing for more wishes is against the rules.
THE RULES:
1. You way not wish for more wishes. Attempting to do so will waste a wish.
2. You may not wish for someone to fall in love with you.
3. You may not wish someone dead.
4. You may not wish someone who has died back to life again.
I wish more people understood the rules of wishing.
Okay fine, I wish we COULD wish for more wishes then. ;)
Granted, but that was your last wish.
Acrtualy, it's kind of a moot point, since there is no limit to the number of wishes you can make it this thread.
I wish I could afford to order a pizza.
Granted, but you can only ever have your least favorite toppings on it.
I wish for a nice cup of coffee
Granted, but you'll have to wait 83 years for it.
I wish I could get over this stupid cold.
Granted, you now have the flu instead.
I wish for a android phone with internal memory greater than 16 GB that isn't expensive.
Granted, it has 16.01 GB of memory.
I wish to be completely healthy for the next 50 years.
Granted, but then you die.
I wish for a sandwich.
Granted, here's spoiled bologna and stale cheese with expired mayo on moldy bread. Enjoy.
I wish my old PS2 was compatible with my modern TV.
Granted, but then your modern TV breaks.
I wish my toenails would stop growing, I hate clipping them.
Granted, your feet fall off.
I wish for an egg sandwich.
Granted, but it's a raw egg (still in the shell) between two slices of bread.
I wish for my toenails to stop growing but I get to keep my feet.
Granted, but then your fingernails start growing uncontrollably.
I wiish I didn't drink so much soda.
Granted, but now you have an unquenchable thirst for pee instead.
I wish Sarah Jessica Parker would stop stalking me.
Granted, Sarah Jessica Parker changes her name to Seymour Jones Parkingson and continues to stalk you anyways.
I wish for a toasted Bacon and Egg Sandwich with a properly cooked, not undercooked nor overcooked egg nor bacon, with the toast not burned, with no chance of me dropping the sandwich afterwards but still being able to drop it if I wanted to, with all the ingredients uncontaminated of anything I might find disgusting, and eating the sandwich will grant me the power to rid the world of fake news.
Granted, but your dog snatches it out of your hands and eats it instead.
I wish I had the same powers as Superman but a cooler costume.
Granted, but the entire world is secretly made of kryptonite.
I wish for a
Granted, but as you wished for nothing, you become nothingness and cease to exist.
I wish I could stabilize at X00547 by splitting my flight path tangentially across the summit vector of 9GX78 with a five-degree inertial correction.
Granted, but you Michael Bay it so EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!
I wish I was immune to all disease.
Granted, you are dead. No more diseases.
I wish I could hook the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian motion producer.
It kills you both physically and spiritually and replaces you with artificial intelligence.
I wish everyone would live forever.
Granted, but as a result the world becomes overcrowded with newly immortal humans.
I wish it wasn't getting so overcrowded with all these newly immortal humans.
Granted, everyone is evacuated from Earth onto newly terraformed planets with populations of their own choosing and preference of how many people, who the residence are, etc. so every planet has world peace, except for that they all have to ride on a short bus to get there.
I wish for a banana split with other tropical fruits and nuts in it.