Bad idea: Mailing a letter to a "friend" who is really a stalker.
Good idea: Making pineapple jokes about Vegeta's hair.
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Bad idea: Mailing a letter to a "friend" who is really a stalker.
Good idea: Making pineapple jokes about Vegeta's hair.
Bad idea: Making pineapple jokes about Vegeta's hair while he's in earshot and in Super Saiyan form.
Good idea: Owning a copy of every Zelda game.
Bad Idea: Owning a copy of every Zelda game for the Phillips CDI.
Good Idea: Obtaining a college degree.
Bad Idea: Obtaining a college degree and then never getting a job.
Good Idea: Listening to your favorite music.
Bad Idea: Listening to your favorite music so loud that your eardrums burst.
Good Idea: Playing with a slinky...
Bad Idea: Playing with a slinky that is coasted in boric acid.
Good Idea: Eating fresh vegetables.
Bad Idea: Eating fresh veggies grown by Monsanto...
Good Idea: Sleeping for 8 hours...
Bad Idea: Sleeping for the 8 hours you were supposed to be at work.
Good Idea: Playing with a kitten.
Bad Idea: Playing with a kitten who's mama is overprotective...
Good Idea: Baking cookies...
Bad Idea: Baking THC-laced cookies for the church bake sale.
Good Idea: Studying hard to ace that final.
Bad Idea: Studying hard to ace that final, only to find out that you studied the wrong material.
Good Idea: Buying a month's worth of groceries.
Bad Idea: Buying a month's worth of groceries with counterfeit money...
Good Idea: Drinking a cup of coffee...
Bad Idea: Drinking a cup of coffee that is your 42nd cup in the last couple of hours.
Good Idea: Starring in a hit movie
Bad Idea: Starring in a lame movie...
Good Idea: Eating yummy watermelon...
Bad Idea: Eating yummy watermelon that is spoiled.
Good Idea: Using rechargeable batteries.
Bad Idea: Using uncharged batteries...
Good Idea: Playing with a puppy...
Bad Idea: Playing with a puppy that is rabid.
Good Idea: Brushing your teeth after a meal.
Bad Idea: Brushing your teeth BEFORE a meal...
Good Idea: Making shadow puppets...
Bad Idea: Making shadow puppets with someone else's disembodied hands.
Good Idea: Writing a best-selling novel.
Bad Idea: Writing a best-selling novel completely in your own blood ((Owies!))...
Good Idea: Recycling...
Bad Idea: Recycling what you scoop out of the cat box.
Good Idea: Playing a cool new video game.
Bad Idea: Spending time with someone else's girlfriend.
Good Idea: Eating a healthy meal.
Bad Idea:Eating a healthy male...
Good Idea: Having a party with a few close friends...
Bad Idea: Having a party with a few close mass murderders.
Good Idea: Cleaning out the fridge.
Bad Idea: Cleaning out a stranger's fridge while they sleep...
Good Idea: Playing with Play Doh...
Bad Idea: Playing with Play-Doh that is mixed with boric acid.
Good Idea: Feeding a stray cat.
Bad Idea: Feeding a stray grizzly bear (Uh-Oh! Where's my hand???)...
Good Idea: Mowing the lawn...
Bad Idea: Mowing the lawn during a blizzard.
Good Idea: Playing with your pets.
Bad Idea: Playing with your own intestines...
Good Idea: Staying healthy...
Bad Idea: Staying healthy during a nuclear war.
Good Idea: Cooking a delicious meal.
Bad Idea: Cooking a delicious meal, then throwing it all over the room instead of eating it...
Good Idea: Going to bed at a decent hour...
Bad Idea: Going to bed at a decent hour but not falling asleep until 2 AM
Good Idea: Watching your favorite TV show.
Bad Idea: Watching a week-long "Survivor" marathon with no bathroom breaks...
Good Idea: Sleeping in on the weekend...
Bad Idea: Sleeping in when you have to be at work at 7 AM
Good Idea: Hugging someone you love.
Bad Idea: Hugging a tall cactus... ((OUCH!!))
Good Idea: Playing a board game with a friend...
Bad Idea: Playing a board game with a Wookiee and not letting him win.
Good Idea: Posting cute cat pictures on Facebook.
Bad Idea: Posting cute cat pictures on people's foreheads with a staple gun...
Good Idea: Buying yourself a nice new outfit...
Bad Idea: Buying yourself a nice new outfit with a stolen credit card.
Good Idea: Getting in shape.
Bad Idea: Getting in pretzel shape...
Good Idea: Having enough money to meet your needs...
Bad Idea: Having enough counterfeit money to meet your needs.
Good Idea: Doing something fun with your free time.